30 Mar 2020 19:18:14
In my local supermarket at the weekend and I witnessed a chap with a trolley filling it with mussels, crabs, prawns and lobsters and I thought there goes a shellfish panic buyer.
Leeds Banter Archive March 30 2020
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30 Mar 2020 18:03:36
If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be Β£6.50 a minute. or
so I am told.
31 Mar 2020 17:04:04
What was that number? Just so I can make sure I don't call it, obviously.
30 Mar 2020 18:02:42
Nice to hear that KP would like to see out his playing days at Leeds let's hope Radz sorts that out, on return to football.
31 Mar 2020 09:20:06
Contract for life!
30 Mar 2020 11:14:42
Can you name all the footballers?
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2) π€πperπ£
3) Shπ·sπ
4) πurdπ¦
5) ππ
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6) ββπ
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7) βπΊπΈπππ
ΎοΈ
8) π π
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9) π½πmodπ°π°π°π°π°
10) ππ«π·πππ½
11) βEOππ£
12) ππ
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ΎοΈπΊ
13) β
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14) π©πͺβπ
15) Uπβ
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16) π£π
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17) π₯π π«πΊπ
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18) β½1000kg πππ€
19) Aπππ
20) π
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21) πΉππ©πͺΞ©
22) ππππ€π
23) π©π¨π©π’er πΆ
24) πΌDππ©
25) πΌrπΌ
26) π¬π§π΄πͺπππ
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30 Mar 2020 13:17:42
1) Roque Santa Cruz.
30 Mar 2020 13:19:14
14 . Former Leeds loanee from the Gooners.
30 Mar 2020 15:05:57
3 bastion swinestiger
Or something like that. Lol.
30 Mar 2020 16:23:25
Batty yeah Bastian Schweinsteiger
Alf a few more for you
9.Luca Modric
14.Jermaine Pennant
19.Aaron Ramsey.
31 Mar 2020 09:21:43
22 is Kevin Boateng, I think.
31 Mar 2020 09:35:21
26 - Brit AssarmbaalongA perhaps.
31 Mar 2020 09:43:51
17 ilkay gundogan
25 angel rangel.
30 Mar 2020 07:21:29
My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today. It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before.
{Ed047's Note - I said to the wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with..
She said, βMust be niceβ
30 Mar 2020 11:12:12
good one Ed.
{Ed047's Note - ππΌ
30 Mar 2020 07:18:00
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear he's going to get a really tough sentence.
30 Mar 2020 07:17:18
Did you hear about the magician who uses chocolate in his magic act? He's always got a couple of twix up his sleeve.
30 Mar 2020 07:14:29
My mate in Norwich has just formed a Bon Jovi cover band. He's called them banjovi π.
30 Mar 2020 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 29th March 2020
30 Mar 2020 01:51:09
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new podcast entitled, See You Next Self-Isolation