Leeds Banter Archive March 30 2020

 

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30 Mar 2020 19:18:14
In my local supermarket at the weekend and I witnessed a chap with a trolley filling it with mussels, crabs, prawns and lobsters and I thought there goes a shellfish panic buyer.

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30 Mar 2020 18:03:36
If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be Β£6.50 a minute. or
so I am told.

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31 Mar 2020 17:04:04
What was that number? Just so I can make sure I don't call it, obviously.

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30 Mar 2020 18:02:42
Nice to hear that KP would like to see out his playing days at Leeds let's hope Radz sorts that out, on return to football.

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31 Mar 2020 09:20:06
Contract for life!

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30 Mar 2020 11:14:42
Can you name all the footballers?

1) πŸš€πŸŽ…πŸš’
2) 🐀🚍per🚣
3) Sh🍷sπŸ…
4) 🚭urdπŸ‘¦
5) πŸš—πŸ…°οΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
6) β˜β™πŸ…°οΈΒ©οΈπŸ…°οΈLπŸ“§LπŸ“§
7) β“‚πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘­πŸ†—πŸ…ΎοΈ
8) 😎 πŸ…ΏοΈ@ 🍚
9) πŸš½πŸš—modπŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°
10) πŸ‹πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ†”πŸŽ€πŸ—½
11) ☁EOπŸ•πŸš£
12) πŸ’πŸ…ΎοΈ βš½πŸ…ΎοΈπŸ“Ί
13) βœ…πŸ“žπŸš¬πŸœ
14) πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺβœ’πŸœ
15) UπŸ‘€βœ…πŸ“ž_____🐜
16) πŸš£πŸ’… πŸ› πŸŽ…
17) πŸ₯πŸ”‘ πŸ”«πŸΊπŸ…°οΈN
18) β›½1000kg πŸπŸ‘‚πŸ’€
19) AπŸƒπŸπŸŒŠ
20) πŸŒ…πŸ“ΌπŸš½πŸ’€
21) πŸ“ΉπŸ”›πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺΞ©
22) πŸ”‘πŸšπŸ‘‘πŸš€πŸ†–
23) πŸ‘©πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©πŸŽ’er πŸ‘Ά
24) πŸ‘ΌDπŸ’πŸ‘©
25) πŸ‘ΌrπŸ‘Ό
26) πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ΄πŸ’ͺπŸπŸ“πŸ…°οΈ.

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30 Mar 2020 13:17:42
1) Roque Santa Cruz.

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30 Mar 2020 13:19:14
14 . Former Leeds loanee from the Gooners.

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30 Mar 2020 15:05:57
3 bastion swinestiger
Or something like that. Lol.

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30 Mar 2020 16:23:25
Batty yeah Bastian Schweinsteiger

Alf a few more for you

9.Luca Modric
14.Jermaine Pennant
19.Aaron Ramsey.

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31 Mar 2020 09:21:43
22 is Kevin Boateng, I think.

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31 Mar 2020 09:35:21
26 - Brit AssarmbaalongA perhaps.

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31 Mar 2020 09:43:51
17 ilkay gundogan
25 angel rangel.

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30 Mar 2020 07:21:29
My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today. It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before.

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{Ed047's Note - I said to the wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with..

She said, β€œMust be nice”

30 Mar 2020 11:12:12
good one Ed.

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{Ed047's Note - πŸ‘πŸΌ

30 Mar 2020 07:18:00
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear he's going to get a really tough sentence.

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30 Mar 2020 07:17:18
Did you hear about the magician who uses chocolate in his magic act? He's always got a couple of twix up his sleeve.

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30 Mar 2020 07:14:29
My mate in Norwich has just formed a Bon Jovi cover band. He's called them banjovi 😝.

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Review Of The Day 29th March 2020

30 Mar 2020 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 29th March 2020

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See You Next Self-Isolation

30 Mar 2020 01:51:09
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new podcast entitled, See You Next Self-Isolation

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