Leeds Banter Archive September 30 2018

30 Sep 2018 17:34:57
Well friday night in puerto Rico turned out to be a bit of an anti climax! We played well enough but frustrating in the last 3rd, hope MB sorts that out! The Gran canaria whites turned out to be Rich the barman (nice fella) but was expecting at least 8 of us, not much atmosphere, I had a mare on karaoke and sung like les dawson on a bad day and to top it off got followed by some scallywag looking to swipe the mrs bag! I turned around ready to batter the f####r and fortunately for him the shopping centre security man got there before me! it goes on a lot apparently in the canaries so my tip is don't carry a bag with you when out on the ale, really wouldn't recommend picking on a disgruntled leeds fan on his hols ha ha, can't wait for tuesday and see what happens in puerto Mogan! 😁 MOT fellow leeds brothers 😎.

30 Sep 2018 18:34:17
sorry to hear that mate, I espcially would not suggest picking on a leeds fan who is a master in martial arts!

still looks like having a good time mate and look forward to seeing you when you get home

MOT mate.

30 Sep 2018 18:45:44
Thanks Bermo! Mot fella see you soon brother! 😎.

30 Sep 2018 19:46:57
maybe karaoke on the cards. We are gold! always believe in your soul.

30 Sep 2018 20:15:17
Youve got the power to know your indestructible! 🎤.

01 Oct 2018 14:09:11
would love to join a LeedsRumours karaoke night fellas!

01 Oct 2018 14:46:23
maybe have one after the greater game show, see if the cast want a sing song.

30 Sep 2018 14:12:41
Hi all, particularly you Berms. Just read that Everton, Arsenal and Tottingham all interested in Philips. If price is right superb news.

30 Sep 2018 14:59:59
I know I read the same, obviously I was suprised and would be delighted to get good fee for KP, however I can't see many players in this league getting near them sides and would be seriously shocked if this was true, however if true I will be over the moon although have to find a new leeds player to moan about and bore you all with! Hard call as I like the leeds sqaud at the moment.

30 Sep 2018 15:31:58
#gottobefakenews.

30 Sep 2018 15:50:01
The same article cited Southgate also considering him for a call up! So I think Georgie might be right again!

30 Sep 2018 16:05:18
I did wonder myself, but me n Berms can live in hope on this one.

30 Sep 2018 16:34:54
come on lads don't ruin my weekend, let me dream just for one second KP is going Arsenal for 10 million.

30 Sep 2018 17:10:13
I think the article is an old one from April 1st! 🙊.

30 Sep 2018 17:14:55
thanks Danum just wade it worse.

30 Sep 2018 21:39:56
Fake news, rumoured to be started by some Millwood living gezzer!

01 Oct 2018 09:22:07
that is slander Mezzer I never started any such roumor. the person I paid started it.

01 Oct 2018 09:35:17
It's all true, 12 Prem clubs after the lad, Radz has slapped a £35M price tag on him, rising to £50M. Southgate is going to play him between MacGuire and Smalling. In other true news, manyoo are going to replace moaning Maureen with Colin ;)

30 Sep 2018 09:22:00
just saw a great question which i thought i would repost for people with time on hands and nothing better to do on a sunday. best leeds team you could pick but you can only use one player of every nationality. mine would be

schimel (denmark)
Dorigo (aus)
Kelly (rep ire)
ferdinhand (eng)
radebe (south Af)
bremner (scot)
bakke (norway)
gradel (ivory)
lewis (american)
yeboha (gahna)
charles (wales)

30 Sep 2018 10:16:20
Lewis?

30 Sep 2018 10:42:57
Eddie.

30 Sep 2018 10:44:42
Dacourt France. Viduka Australia. Have to have them lads in there.

30 Sep 2018 10:45:32
Oh and Hernandez Spain as well!

30 Sep 2018 10:46:06
Nigel Martyn, Reaney, Cooper, Bremner, John Charles, Dacourt, Currie, Strachan, Allan Clarke, Yeboah, Saiz. Manager M. Bielsa :)

30 Sep 2018 10:50:41
eddie lewsis was good player, player of the year i think as well, was hard to find another left winger of another nationality.

30 Sep 2018 11:17:55
al you're only allowed one english player

the change for my team could be cantorna for charles with the welsh spot going to speed in place of lewis.

30 Sep 2018 11:49:57
Great question had me racking my brain. Here's my picks in a 4-3-3

Schmeichel (Den)
Bakke (Nor)
Dorigo (Aus)
Radebe (S. Afr)
Jansson (Swe)
Dacourt (Fra)
Bremner (Sco)
Giles (R. Ire)
Yeboah (Ghana)
Charles (Wal)
Hasselbaink (Ned)

Throw in some subs like Wood (NZ) , Hernandez (Spa) , Klich (Pol) , Sabella (Arg) and we'd walk any league.

30 Sep 2018 12:44:38
Guys You do realize Dorigo played 15 times for England?

30 Sep 2018 13:08:52
yeah george and very good point but it does make left back a lot easier. if so i might put viukda up front, not have a left back and just get a lot of goals.

30 Sep 2018 13:14:29
What about Albert?
Wasn’t he South African
John Charles (Wales) . Does that still count as foreign.

30 Sep 2018 13:20:26
Albert Johanson left wing all day if Gray can't get in for Bremner, South African.

30 Sep 2018 13:23:50
But Australian born right?

30 Sep 2018 13:39:11
Yes 🇨🇦 from Adelaide.

30 Sep 2018 14:08:32
Schmeical, Denmark.
Dorigo, Australia?
Charlton, England.
Charles, Wales.
Harte, Rep Ireland.
Gradel, Ivory Coast.
Bremner, Scotland.
Alf-inge Haaland, Norway.
Johanneson, S. Africa.
Yeboah, Ghana.
Hasselbaink, Netherlands.

30 Sep 2018 14:18:02
I'll keep Dorigo on a technicality then.
If FA lawmakers object (we are Leeds so they would) I'd play with just 10 as those 10 would still walk this league :)

30 Sep 2018 15:01:43
I have checked, due to so many leeds fans namin dorigo in their team as Aus Leeds united have been fined 75k and docked 12 points.

30 Sep 2018 22:27:03
Oops, didn't read the different nationality bit, ok, Martyn (Eng) Harte (Ire) Radebe (RSA) Bremner (Sco) Charles (Wal) Dacourt (Fra) Gradel (Ivo) Bakke (Nor) Hasselbaink (Ned) Yeboah (Gha) Viduka (Aus) any good?

30 Sep 2018 09:07:32
just watched the game as was at cbbies land with the kids.

how did we not win?

yes is was annoying but performance was good. some time we will have good luck, some times bad luck but at least our perfomance meant we should of won, which is a positive

think roberts is showing potential can't believe some are getting on him? he is young and showed he can be good player for us, and not playing in his favored role.

think BFP also made some good saves (better than some of the goals he let in) which for me shows good character

results are a worry, no getting around this no team going up is drawing wilth millwall, losing to brum and drawing with wednesday, the only win was against a team that my nan could beat

but then I said before derby and stoke games flattered us, are we really a top team in this league, we don't have biggest budget nor best sqaud, on top of this we have had bad injuires so over all done well and think things have been good.

MB's subs are starting to really annoy me i hate subs in 85 plus minutes unless time wasting which suggests happy with recent results and also think the team is already showing slight burn out which his teams are noted for so worrying as still long way to go

i hope we are in playoffs come xmas as that is good for us but worry is MB greatness will also be his flaw. pleased with performance but results suggest mid table to me.

30 Sep 2018 10:03:25
Pleased with 24-1 conversion ratio bw?
Good for you.

30 Sep 2018 10:56:39
think you posted this before in a different post aus. and you got on my back and told me off for going on about KP.

i shall post exactly the same response as the other poster did aus.

of course not happy with 24-1 coverstion rate but happy with game to create 24 chances. i watched the millwall game, we were poor millwall were unlkcy not to score and could of had pen. had that game gone differently we would of lost

against sheff we looked like the winners, so would rather be in the should of cscored more camp than the we were A'''e-hole lucky not to lose camp

Aus to save time i don't think anyone would be happy with only scoring1 in 24 however i think anyone would be happy with creatin 24 chances

lets also remember both our forwards are out injured.

30 Sep 2018 11:28:17
I get that bw I think.
Don’t mention me repeating myself mate though cause you never do that eh?
Can I say I am not happy with creating 24 chances. Not happy at all.

30 Sep 2018 13:15:40
i know Aus that was my point, i do it but i am annoying P''T i expect better from you, espically after you jumped on me for repeatin myself!

but come on Aus change the record. we get it. you was not happy with conversion rate. get off the players back. trust MB. he knows better than you

(that post was tounge in cheek and not serious Aus)

i do agree mate conversation rate was poor but personally i think it was just one of them days, we hit the wood work and poor finishing on another day we could of have 5 and for me it is good that we are getting in them situations, roofe, pablo and later bamford and it will be a different story and roberts has promise so don't think strikers is a main worry as long as bamford is back when expected.

30 Sep 2018 00:31:56
Allioski is without doubt one of the weirdest players I've seen recently. Looks a world beater one week, then just a sprinting disaster with hair the next. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this time next week Leeds fans were back to raving about his performance. Crazy ol' game.

30 Sep 2018 08:21:21
He’s never looked a world beater. he’s the weakest player in our team, decision making is shocking, can’t beat a man, gets caught offside all the time. I can’t fault his work rate, but that’s the minimum you expect.

30 Sep 2018 08:59:48
he has looked a world beater, leeds v millwall last season he and lassosga were a different class. Alisko has pace and gets goals and assist, he scares other teams. he also loves to be offside and can be very inconsistent, that said so is harrision on the other wing, but then harrision is a kid so we should be more forgiving.

I think aloski is the fall guy by most fans and the media, yes he is frustrating but he is also the differece this season (go back watch early games which he won for us) . Until the others take him over in terms of goals and assist I think we have to accept he is the best we have got.

30 Sep 2018 10:13:22
There's something about Alioski and offsides. They are an element of the game that existed for him years ago. It's not just the English Championship that plays offsides so I believe by now this part of his game should be, if not eradicated, then certainly minimized. Why was he not pulled up in his U18s and U23s teams. Unfortunately this, coupled with his decision making, will, if not stamped out, greatly curtail his future. I, like some on here think that somewhere in there is a v good player trying to get out.

30 Sep 2018 13:17:27
i do think the others let him down a bit, MB has a style which suits Aloiksi but some times pass doesn't come. Lots of players have the offside problem. i do think in a man city team alosiki would be class and off side less due to the balls coming in. however play to the team you are in and wait a bit as he has pace and don't need to go early.