Leeds Banter Archive March 31 2020

31 Mar 2020 14:43:03
Well said Peter Griffin. Only one talking common sense at the moment. All clubs in limbo because the governing bodies can not make a decision.

31 Mar 2020 16:59:43
Which episode of 'Family Guy' was this on?

31 Mar 2020 11:06:38
A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn't stop staring at her.

She asked him why he was staring. He replied: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you. "

She answered, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. "

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic, " she responded.

The cab driver, very excited, said, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "

"OK, " the nun said. "Pull into the next alley. "

The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.

"My dear child, " said the nun, "Why are you crying? "

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish. "

The nun said, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.

31 Mar 2020 20:19:10
Very good Leodis!

01 Apr 2020 07:15:30
That’s a good one Leo.

31 Mar 2020 08:37:23
Jack Harrison
“It’s an exciting opportunity if I was to go back to Man City and work again with Pep Guardiola”.

He has during his period at Leeds evolved into a better player than when he arrived, but I’m very doubtful he would find a place in the City squad.
Can he get better? There’s promising signs for Harrison but I think but I think his future will definitely be at Leeds Utd.

31 Mar 2020 09:19:26
He’s improved drastically this year, and his assist stats prove that, as well as successful crosses made. At £8m he’s a bargain. I would also suggest he has the best first touch in the division. You’re right tho, he has no chance at Citeh, as they buy wingers for £80m.

31 Mar 2020 20:41:21
Harrisin needs to keep his mouth shut and concentrate on improving his end product especially goalscoring . he has no chance of getting anywhere near a Guardiola Man. City first team squad.

01 Apr 2020 07:46:25
It’s not as bad as it sounds past the headline. He’s a man citeh player. Story was his value is now £20m. He said he wasn’t averse to playing under Pep, whilst probably realising he won’t. He also said he could take egat he’s learned under MB anywhere.

He’s on loan. I suspect at £8m we would buy, at £20m we would not

Fairly diplomatic answer from the lad

It’s a nothing story.

01 Apr 2020 08:58:15
Well said Woody. Another nothing story, in a sporting world full of nothing stories right now. They have nothing to do but speculate, and create. Like Gerrard taking over from Bielsa, and the QSI deal being done at £135 million.