Leeds Banter Archive November 05 2016

 

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05 Nov 2016 23:32:52
Posted yesterday about why we shouldn't offer mowett a new contract. Gave my reasons. Today not even in match day squad. Maybe monk is thinking the same. Please let's janson, Bartley, Hernandez and sacko on permanent deals asap. Lose three out of 4 of those and our bubble will burst I fear. Because the players we actually own aren't good enough. I. e Murphy, Dave, mowett, Erwin, botaka etc.

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06 Nov 2016 02:10:40
It's got to be in the works The Slough.

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06 Nov 2016 08:42:53
Monk said Mowatt was not in the squad for tactical reasons, But now Hernandez went off with a hamstring injury I can see Monk playing mowatt instead.

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05 Nov 2016 23:12:56
We've been through it all together and we've had our ups and downs, we're gona stay with you forever, at least until the world stops going round. No words can describe the feeling when Viera scored other than i'm lovin it!

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05 Nov 2016 22:57:23
Was at carrow rd today. janson bartlet taylor and ayling were superb. Second goal was world class, ripped norwich to shreds. Long may it continue.

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05 Nov 2016 22:17:22
Gutted could not get to match. Viera in a world of his own, class, up to him how high he goes. Wood scores again, and Pontus Leeds legend already. championship teams, be scared, very scared. We are Leeds we are coming for you. Wheres my rum gone?

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07 Nov 2016 03:47:40
Speedy stole it to get Berm inebriated.

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07 Nov 2016 10:19:40
As if I'd need to get him drunk.

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05 Nov 2016 21:07:58
Watching the Brighton highlights. we have no one to fear in this league!

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05 Nov 2016 22:46:32
That sidwell goal was ok. Newc just won 8 in a row for the first time, all runs have to come to an end.

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06 Nov 2016 11:14:30
Agreed Lucas, but my point was we shouldn't fear them! We have earnt our league position through good football, solid defending, determination and granted a bit of luck, but we can beat anyone is this league! we shouldn't go out hoping to keep the score below a certain number like in previous years! We shouldn't be scared of any team in the championship with how we are playing.

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05 Nov 2016 20:52:18
Where are the "time to go Massimo" trio? I have taken into account George handing in his resignation as chairman.

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05 Nov 2016 20:58:46
Wex, you make this statement each week. Who are the trio you refer to?

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05 Nov 2016 21:09:20
Notts I just want to highlight this group who claim to speak for Leeds United fans and how irrelevant they are it's like the chant " you only sing when you're winning" . This gang only appear when we are losing. I think they should be as vocal about Massimo when we are winning and see what they are made of.

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05 Nov 2016 21:20:51
It's getting boring Notts. He'll keep asking after we win each week so expect more boring questions from Wex after the Geordies and Scousers πŸ˜†.

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05 Nov 2016 21:36:55
Wex Disagree with your sentiment overall. One is not meant to stifle debate and silence protesters. Maybe those people made sense causing MC get his act together?

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05 Nov 2016 21:49:53
Hopefully I will be asking every week George.

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05 Nov 2016 21:57:23
WEX
Why are so you so obsessed with these people if you want to know head to social media, where you will find them talking about inevitable takeovers. Can't you just enjoy a purple patch when it comes, doesn'the happen that often. I came on here expecting a big love in from fans who have suffered for over a decade, but let's try to find three people who aren't enjoying it. Today was an amazing result let''s be as happy as Mrs Integrity Whitehead is going to be later tonight.

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05 Nov 2016 22:07:53
get over it wex we are leeds end of.

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05 Nov 2016 22:31:43
I am enjoying it deda.

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06 Nov 2016 01:58:49
Oh no. Someone mentioned purple.

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06 Nov 2016 01:59:08
So is Mrs Integrity.

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06 Nov 2016 02:09:28
I'm such a pervert. We did it to the highlights! I got more rampant as the game wore on (only a few minutes boys) and as Vieira struck I exclaimed "that was a nice hit" to which Mrs Integrity said "you are not wrong, darling". I think she was talking about the winning goal but could be mistaken. So I asked her to "come again? " to which she responded that 3 is the limit over 90 minutes. I think this was a reference to the Leeds players so I replied once we get another goalscorer in January we'll score 4 regularly. By the end of it all, I asked her to pretend she was really a Canary because Mrs Integrity said they suck. I don't know why but I felt strangely very good at the finish.

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06 Nov 2016 08:08:49
You do have the strangest dreams George.

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05 Nov 2016 18:44:51
I said it earlier today we had nothing to fear. We have to get it in to the our heads we are here to compete this season.

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05 Nov 2016 20:11:26
Well said Wex. Wasn't over confident today but we are getting better and better. Viera's stock is on the rise again. Norwich will probably put a Β£10m bid in just to avoid another loss πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ MM.

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05 Nov 2016 20:21:05
Buzzing buzzing buzzing that 2ndgoal was world class I bet Norwich are sick of Ronaldo vieira.

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05 Nov 2016 20:44:47
WOW! Was watching Final Score, thinking before the game I would be satisfied with a draw, feared the worst when Norwich scored, over the moon when we equalised then went in front and felt so disappointed at the the Norwich goal . then jumping up n down in my front room when Viera scored . funny old game eh? :)

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05 Nov 2016 21:40:44
Gutted to see that equaliser on 88 mins, but very happy to see a 91st minute goal from LEEDS rather than the opposition.

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05 Nov 2016 18:13:34
I know this is a rumours site, so here goes, I've heard we're signing peter Lorimer in January! Shhhhh On other news we keep going on about tieing up our great players for a long time, what about the main one Gary Monk? Am I right in saying he only signed a 1 year deal? If so I think we could be in danger of losing him to a premier league club if we're. It careful, what are your thoughts?

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05 Nov 2016 19:57:46
Donny, I just logged on to say exactly the same, your beat me to it! I love Pontus, but monk has to be the priority to sign on a long contract, as I think there could be some Orem teams sniffing around him soon, such as Sunderland, maybe wba etc.

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05 Nov 2016 20:36:37
Think the pilot should be priority then barts. Monkey magic man will sign if we can get these two tied down. Pontus will make any manager/coach in this league look good. Not belittling monk at all there, think he's done a fantastic job so far but just saying Pontus is magic. It's almost as if he wears a magic hat. Think I might throw a brick at him to see what he does 😜.

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05 Nov 2016 23:03:36
He will just head it back Lucas.

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05 Nov 2016 18:02:38
Well it's going to be quiet on here for a bitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hate to say it but I said we would Nick it. Great result but what's even better is 1. We can pull people off the bench that can make a difference and step up. 2. We had ten gazillion shots on goal. 3. We can compete and I am looking forward to Newcastle and Brighton as I know we can beat themπŸ˜‚ MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 17:20:09
Geeeeeeeeeeet IIIIINNNNNNNNN! πŸ˜‚ I'm in Blackpool tonight Madius Mickus I shall down many many pints for both of us tonight Mate, see at ER for the geordies people UTW! πŸ˜‚ 😎.

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05 Nov 2016 20:15:44
Get them down you DJ. I'm already well on the way old boy. See you at all at Geordies at home. UTW DTP MM.

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05 Nov 2016 17:08:41
Berm bound to get a grip tonight. Need a place to hide, Speedy?

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05 Nov 2016 17:15:50
George, I'm off round to Pontus's gaff.

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05 Nov 2016 17:39:03
Pontus will give you good protection lol.

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05 Nov 2016 19:06:58
Bermondsey doesn't like protection he says its like having a shower with his socks on.

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05 Nov 2016 17:04:26
We need to get Monk out of our club before it's too late. This guy had no respect at all for tradition and doesn't seem to care at all about our past. We don't win back to back away games, we don't win on Tuesday nights, we don't go on winning runs, we don't win at Carrow Road, we don't come back from last minute goals, we don't win games with last minute games and we certainly don't get near the playoffs and keep winning. This is not the Leeds I remember - wtf is going on?

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05 Nov 2016 17:07:58
It's not the club you fell in love with alf.

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05 Nov 2016 17:13:25
It's unrecognisable Speedy. I smile so often on a Saturday lately my wife thinks I'm having an affair.

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05 Nov 2016 17:13:34
Got to agree, he's almost as bad as the water melon. Monk out, lol. Keep upping and supping. MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 21:43:49
Was very surprised to see the end result, for once something seems to be starting to go right.?

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05 Nov 2016 22:05:48
Well my other half thinks she knows who I'm having an affair with as apparently I keep shouting out " Pontus You're the best no one has made me feel like this for such a long time" in my sleep.

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05 Nov 2016 17:03:55
Quick, get me some oxygen - and get Pontus sign up NOW.

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05 Nov 2016 17:13:07
And birth control. Berm is obviously ecstatic and will need some evening release.

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05 Nov 2016 17:02:47
Oh, to have been there today! Must have been amazing! Bring on the Toon and the Scousers! MOT forever! Running out of exclamation marks?

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05 Nov 2016 16:59:26
Boom baby!

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05 Nov 2016 17:12:12
NO Lucas its BOOM BOOM BOOM BABY! PS: Can we all BACK OUR CLUB 100% and FILL OUR STANDS! I think MC, Gary Monk, The Players and our Supporters deserve it! MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 16:57:12
Quake you scousers.

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05 Nov 2016 17:07:09
And geordies.

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05 Nov 2016 16:51:47
yes 3---2.

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05 Nov 2016 16:53:17
BETTER THAN SEX!

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05 Nov 2016 16:55:50
Omg. Wats going on. Can I smell prem.

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05 Nov 2016 19:18:35
Aus I can smell it this is our time I'm sure.

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05 Nov 2016 16:35:28
We're hopping off this shower.

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05 Nov 2016 16:20:25
PONTUS!

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05 Nov 2016 16:42:56
Wood!

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05 Nov 2016 16:53:34
Vieira.

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05 Nov 2016 16:56:32
Vi effing era. Get in.

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05 Nov 2016 16:58:27
The kiwi is flying high eh Aus.

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05 Nov 2016 16:19:07
Congratulations to pontus on his first LUFC goal! :)

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05 Nov 2016 16:56:09
Commiserations to Mrs Integrity who is going to feel the force of my sword in her skull later on today.

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05 Nov 2016 17:06:01
Is that a euphemism George?

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05 Nov 2016 17:13:55
POST OF DAY TO ALF.

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05 Nov 2016 15:50:20
Seems like we are giving a good account of ourselves against a favourite for promotion. that can only be a very good thing.

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05 Nov 2016 15:57:58
Agreed.

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05 Nov 2016 16:17:44
Agreed Sort of.

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05 Nov 2016 15:33:45
If you don't score when you are on top you are likely to concede against teams like Norwich.

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05 Nov 2016 11:37:01
Seeing as the xmas ads are out and xmas goods are in the shops I am not too early for my xmas wish - Dear Santa, 13 points from the next 5 games will make an old man very happy. Thanks Santa PS I have been a good boy this year.

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05 Nov 2016 12:59:30
leodis, I think you're more likely to get a pair of socks! πŸŽ…
But here's hoping! πŸ˜‰.

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05 Nov 2016 13:24:06
Leodis. Good boy? Shame on you. Aren't all the Leeds boys bad? 13. Prob. Tad optimistic. I'm going with 11.

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05 Nov 2016 10:25:47
Not disagreeing with the fact Norwich are a good team but we should be going into this game with no fear. Norwich only 4 points ahead of us we should be confident of decreasing that deficit to 1 point Come on Leeds United.

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05 Nov 2016 10:35:43
I back us to win every game so hope you are right. Heart says 2-1to us but head says a draw will be good result.

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05 Nov 2016 11:50:16
FFS BIGE, Norwich should be happy for a draw not LEEDS! Back the Team to WIN against theses PAWNDOGS!

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05 Nov 2016 12:23:28
I have hooks read my post I back us to win every game. Β£20 note every game mate.

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05 Nov 2016 12:51:45
Sorry mate. I need a drink already! MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 00:41:07
Let's have a touch of reality and agree that a draw today will be a good result. Obviously we would love a win please if that can be arranged.

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05 Nov 2016 06:33:21
Agree grip
Happy with draw. Ecstatic with win
Be wingeing if we lose mind.

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05 Nov 2016 08:50:54
A draw would be a fantastic result speedy, a win would be out of this world . Even a defeat, as long as it was an unlucky one would be acceptable. Oh who am I kidding a defeat and it'll be like the end of the world . The cat might get booted and I won't feel good again til Monday. Listening to fellow moaners on here may comfort me . On a positive note I'm splitting up with the mrs and she's moving out today . Yesss get in! Singledom once again beckons.

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05 Nov 2016 09:20:52
I think we will win today. I know they have had some poor games and will be trying to get a result but I just get the feeling that in their desperation then we will Nick it. Just need to keep calm, keep the ball and then get em on the counter. Come on Leeds. MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 10:13:19
Shame Lancaster. Hope we win for you today.

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05 Nov 2016 10:41:04
Mine left me in march lancaster after 18 years. Hard at first mate but now I keep wondering why I have so much money. She went to live in scotland so obviously lost her mind.

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05 Nov 2016 12:54:50
Lancaster About time bro. Congratulations.

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05 Nov 2016 13:28:48
Mine left me 18 yrs ago. So happy now boys. But tough at time. Anyway. They are mere women. Way down the important list. Up the Leeds
Oh. Not surprised el supreme George floats above us mere mortals with no compassion.

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05 Nov 2016 14:08:26
Congrats to you too Bige.

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05 Nov 2016 14:49:10
join the club Lancaster! won't be long till you realise it's the best thing she's ever done! MOT.

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05 Nov 2016 15:22:39
OMG Aus just wrote something coherent intelligent and funny. Must have got hacked.

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05 Nov 2016 23:25:14
Cheers fellas with leeds winning and her leaving I feel like a dog with two d****. Wonderful and fantastic life .

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