Leeds Banter Archive August 07 2015

 

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07 Aug 2015 20:57:05
Went to Egypt in Thursday and whilst at Gatwick Airport I went into JD Sports and they were selling both Leeds kits home and away. How good was that, reminded me of being a kid again seeking our shirts in a sports shop MOT. Watching game tomorrow in Sharm how Good is that ;)))))

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{Ed003's Note - Have a great time dougie.}

07 Aug 2015 23:39:13
Watching from South Stand 5 rows in - how good is that?

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08 Aug 2015 08:36:58
At East I'll have my mummy with me ;))
Bring on the Egypt gags come on

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08 Aug 2015 09:31:17
Dougie - as your 1 hr ahead then post the score on here and we can all benefit on the betting 😂

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08 Aug 2015 10:07:09
How old is doggie?

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09 Aug 2015 09:59:09
46 why u ask my friend

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07 Aug 2015 19:24:01
Looking forward to tomorrow, ready for the ups and downs.

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07 Aug 2015 19:05:19
Purchased the away kit in body fit, very impressed with quality of it, if your deciding about getting one, do it :)

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07 Aug 2015 17:53:12
I'll be marching with a German tomorrow. Who'd of thought it

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07 Aug 2015 18:26:27
Just because I know some of you will be lying awake worrying tonight that I'm going to miss tomorrows match as I'm away. In Prague, 40 degrees (far too hot), but found a bar showing the game tomorrow. Get in there!!
Will be a hard game, but I'm expecting a win and I'm hoping for a 30,000 crowd to send out a message to rest of the plebs in the championship. Enjoy the game those lucky enough to be going - I'll say 3-1

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07 Aug 2015 19:15:58
sorry to hear of your woes speedy, tough life but someone has to do it. I think 3-1 as well, you know what they say about great minds (although if great minds think alike then by default so do stupid ones)

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07 Aug 2015 23:41:11
Think it may have been 3 - 1 if we would have bought some wingers Speedy!

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07 Aug 2015 16:55:15
Just got in from work and my ticket for tomorrow has arrived. Can't wait for tomorrow. Just started a new relationship and she asked me how long it would take to get to the top of my interest. I told her if you stick around and work hard you may get to number 2. But my first love ❤ and my last love,which has/will be forever. COME ON LEEDS. MOT.

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08 Aug 2015 02:29:09
She's got a cheek mate. Some women eh?

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08 Aug 2015 08:42:27
my mrs knows leeds will always come first in fact she comes to close 3rd behind john lukic as well. only reason it is close is he also played for Arsenal and I hate them otherwise he would be miles ahead as well. we may get divoreced, we may sleep with Claire from work but we will never stop supporting leeds

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08 Aug 2015 10:08:21
Late night bw?

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07 Aug 2015 16:55:14
Think we will see Dallas start from the bench tomorrow. Not a bad option second half.

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07 Aug 2015 16:11:39
So what do you guys & gals think the team lineup will be tomorrow?

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07 Aug 2015 19:04:44
Silvestri
Berardi
Bellusci
Bamba
Taylor
Cook
Mowatt
Adeyemi
Douk or Dallas
Wood
Byram


Id prefer Ant to start with Douk and Wood with Dallas comin on second half but rules state Byram can't be dropped as he's from Yorkshire.

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07 Aug 2015 20:19:26
I would say the same team mitch. But I reckon douk will start & dallas coming on on 60th minute.

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07 Aug 2015 20:32:36
Smitch is bang on

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07 Aug 2015 22:08:49
If Debbie was the coach do you think she would start with Dallas and pull him off at half time?
Apologies for that, but just thought of it, and as it was better than all the other 'Debbie' jokes we posted, thought I'd share it with you all :) MOT

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{Ed003's Note - close to the bone but thought ok but I will not allow 'innit' get a grip speedy you are from yorkshire.}

07 Aug 2015 22:37:33
Aye tha's reet Ed love 😀

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{Ed003's Note - that's better :) }

08 Aug 2015 02:32:01
I'm a Londoner and every night I tell my dog
Time for fruit cake lad
In my best Yorkshire accent
Strange but true!!

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08 Aug 2015 08:11:42
I worry about you sometimes Aussie!
I'm wondering what the fruit cake actually refers to!

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08 Aug 2015 08:50:11
Er. Fruit cake grip
The root comes after cake

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07 Aug 2015 15:46:18
MM I going to go for top scorer woods
Player of season either dallas or bambi
Young player taylor
Fans player mowatt (if he plays like he did lastyear ) mines a cocktail mick! I will have a "buckeroo!!) that's me trying to hold on to your missus as she sees u with her sister!!

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07 Aug 2015 14:22:58
we have got to have a good season now. Just had a bet with my uncle that leeds will finish higher than millwall in their respective leagues. Loser has to wear the other teams shirt in the home stand the following season. I will make sure he wears one of my less favorite shirts so I don't mind the lipstick marks on it but on the other hand I dot fancy wearing a wall shirt in the kop even if it is watching leeds in the prem (well one can hope)

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07 Aug 2015 12:45:08
Alright lads n lasses, who do we all think will be players of the season and top scorers? I'll get the ball rolling with:

Top Scorer - Chris Wood
Player of the season - Sam Byram
Fans Player - Sol La Bamba La Bamba
Young player of the season - tough one, but I'll go with Charlie Taylor.

A free cocktail of your choice in the Virtual Bar for the winner, paid for by me with virtual cash (it's all I carry). If I win, I'm going for an 'Long screw against the wall' with Mrs Mick's sister!

MM

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07 Aug 2015 13:37:01
good intersting post and some good calls.

i'll have a punt with

top scorer- chris woods (cant see many saying otherwise)
player of the season- maybe dallas, maybe mowatt but I will go with the cat in goal
young player- cook over mowatt (is mowatt still classed as young player?)
fans player- got to be la bamba with a name like that ain't it? give it to sol just over Ant who I think will really impress this year before his inevitable transfer to real madrid

see you in the bar. even though it is all virtual it is amazing how smashed I can still get

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07 Aug 2015 14:46:25
Top scorer. Woods
Player of year. Cardiff chap
Youngun. Cook
Goalkeeper. Silverstri
Defender. Bamba
Loyalty awArd. Byram
International defender not looking like Bamba. Belly vi
Newrecruit Dallas
Player most recently signed from Scotland. Erwin
Highest scoring non striker. Mowatt
Manager begining with u. Uwe
Fans. mmmmmm???!

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07 Aug 2015 17:43:36
Top scorer . Wood
Player of the year . Ant
Fans player . Dallas
Young player. Cook
See you in the virtual bar for my winnings. I'll arrive with my virtual catwalk model swooning all over me

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07 Aug 2015 19:18:52
actually going to make a new shout player of the year or fans player of the year that akddimi bloke looked good what I have seen pre-season and heard good things. he will be the new gary mac, i'd get his name on the back of my shirt if I knew how to spell it

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07 Aug 2015 21:12:28
ADY'WHATSINAME'I would cost you a packet BM. I'm having MM because I'm as tight as a nats chuff!

MM

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08 Aug 2015 08:45:51
you would cost me no more than my wife MM and she don't look as good in a shell suit so I find you the far better option

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07 Aug 2015 08:52:54
Bloody hell
How exciting is it
Real optimism for this season
Team looks promising
Uwe saying the right things
Mc got things set up proper
Sharp and Morrison gone and strikers in
Wats going on? It's Leeds jim, but not as we know it!
4-2 Leeds

Oh and. How awesome was broad last night in ashes. I seriously thought Australia were going to waste England 5-0. Can't believe how well England have played and how crap Aus are!

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07 Aug 2015 11:46:49
even got a wi---wing-----winger, not liking this at all. as a leeds fan I look forward to moaning, and what if's and we use to be good. now it is so hard to be negitive ask smitch

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07 Aug 2015 14:05:06
I reckon UWE is being way to positive. Sack him now!!

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07 Aug 2015 16:30:39
4-2 great to watch but good start 2-0 clean sheet is a plus

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07 Aug 2015 03:23:53
Hey All,

Living in Australia I am going to have to buy my new Leeds kit online.

I have heard the kappa kits are extremely small sizes, I am looking at getting a standard fit kit and I am usually a M/L what size should I go for this year?

Cheers

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07 Aug 2015 06:31:40
Probably go for an XL. I am a L but my Dad bought me an XXL which I thought would be huge on me but it fits OK, bit big but a L would be way to tight. Any chunky monkeys out there need to go for a XXXXXXXXXL.

Happy Friday dudes.

MM

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07 Aug 2015 08:48:24
Live on sentana sport sat if you've got it mate!

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07 Aug 2015 08:58:44
depends on preferance mate, I hate tight kits so always go large. I would play safe and go large to avoid postage back, I got the blue azzui away kit which came up small and hardly worn it despite it being one of my favorites in a while

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07 Aug 2015 11:43:15
On the kit front, I can only really afford one, which do I go for, home or away? I think the yellow is doing it for me at the moment but can't quite decide.

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{Ed013's Note - It has to be the yellow Danny}

07 Aug 2015 13:38:21
sorry have to disagree all leeds fans need to sport the white, it is in our blood and it is what don revie would want. see white and think leeds, also great to see sea of white when at elland road

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08 Aug 2015 01:48:01
Cheers Boys,

Yeah Ausman got it all set! Prime time over here! I was just joking with a mate the other day that one of the perks to being a leeds fan abroad is so many televised games. Most clubs we face away get a bit nervous of the hoard coming to town so try to schedule lunchtime kick-offs.

Thanks for your help on the kit front.

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