Leeds Banter Archive January 08 2020

 

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08 Jan 2020 21:31:58
i know i bang on about it a lot and bore a lot of people on this site but i now have proof i am right about Kalvin 'slower than my nan' and weaker in the challenge than a napkin' phillips

if anyone doubts me this story proves it:

David O'Leary is a fan. the man who wasted our best talent. the man who pay one billion dollars for seth johnson is a fan.

surely no one can fight Kp's corner now the ex gaffer has spoken and given his seal of approval!

hitc article

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08 Jan 2020 22:05:14
Berms, we appear to be pretty much on our own on this one. His value is skyrocketing etc, but a big part of me thinks this due to misperception. He still needs a proper haircut.

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08 Jan 2020 22:11:11
Too many ex professionals, journalists and supporters believe that KP can play in the Premier League. They can't all be wrong?

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08 Jan 2020 22:13:31
Just give it a rest Bermo. Please.
I have first hand experience of Kal playing against a junior team I coached, and me and my assistant watched him thereafter.
He came ont park and demolished us with four goals in 30 mins.
I doubt you, because you’ve not seen northern, junior football, nor any football that precedes senior football.

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08 Jan 2020 22:14:27
rubbish and boring now.

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08 Jan 2020 23:00:31
come on lads did you not get the jist in the email it was purely a joke email more a dig at o'leary than KP honest. it was just a joke and not me bringing up the old stuff again. i hoped would make some chuckle rather than start a real debate.

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09 Jan 2020 00:21:46
I did Berm, pretty tongue in cheek.
I thought it was funny of you to post that.
I hope your plays are as funny.

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09 Jan 2020 02:21:37
Thought it was just a blast from the not so distant past.

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09 Jan 2020 04:51:29
BW you don't do funny 😎.

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09 Jan 2020 08:14:50
You leave David and his young lads alone! Apparently the club goldfish is on his last legs so looks like a berial at sea via a China waterway very soon. Pete said he can't make it, David will go, some guy called Ken can and Krasner is going to negotiate on the price. Thomas Brolin heard there was a buffet so he's definitely going🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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09 Jan 2020 08:16:35
England international shortly


Be ready with the ink.

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09 Jan 2020 08:32:08
As you know Bermo I agree Kal is too slow, however, good players learn to play to their strengths and compensate for their weaknesses. Kal has many strengths and is learning, under Bielsa, to play to them. He doesn't always get it right but I do think he is a key cog in our team and could be in the Prem too.

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09 Jan 2020 08:47:31
Dougie - surely the goldfish is on its last fins, though if it's now in the Far East, I guess it could have swim somewhere near Fukushima, so you might be correct. I heard that Habibou had been brought in to round up a few duck for the wake buffet.

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09 Jan 2020 08:47:31
Dougie - surely the goldfish is on its last fins, though if it's now in the Far East, I guess it could have swim somewhere near Fukushima, so you might be correct. I heard that Habibou had been brought in to round up a few duck for the wake buffet.

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09 Jan 2020 08:59:49
It wasn't particularly funny Ed - no need to post it twice.

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09 Jan 2020 09:18:32
brilliant dougie,

I heard Seth Johnson was going to say a few words at the funeral but is injured with a sore throat and the negiotation fees from bates will of course incure a 15 point penalty for leeds but only if it stop promotion. if not the points will come at the start of next season

and thanks canada I am of course a real hoot and my plays are very funny you don't get hailed by critics as

'a leading light in working class theatre' Southwark news
'a true great in the making' South London Press
'more laughs from the stalls as at any show I have ever seen' Broadway world
'a master of his arts' Boyz magazine (i won't say what the art is)

and 'truely awful, an insult to the profession no an insult to the whole of humainty' The Guardian

without being a class act!

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09 Jan 2020 09:43:26
Berm - thought your original post was funny, also thought I detected a hint of self-deprecation there, but maybe I was wrong.

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09 Jan 2020 10:28:30
Rumour has it that Quasim Buoy has been flown across to be a pallbearer, but no-one knows why.

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09 Jan 2020 10:29:25
if it is an art being hailed by Bozy magazine it does make me wonder Bermo.

I can vouch for the entertainment factor of bermo's work though - well worth a watch if you can make it and decent value too. Are there still tickets available for your Feb show BW?

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09 Jan 2020 10:56:09
self-deprecation, Clueless, of course not. I haven't shat myself for years, honest. apart from that one time, but i had drunk a lot of red bull and the curry was a blinder.

alf, I think they meant being funny. boyz magazine love being funny and anything else they might be into i'm useless at. if you don't believe me ask Speedy who will tell you (if you can understand him through the gag).

and thanks Alf and as you mention it, tickets are still available and can be found through actors centre site

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09 Jan 2020 13:54:22
Can back up Alfs verdict on berms plays! Me n mrs DJ have seen a few of his plays whilst living in the london area, particularly enjoyed 'The Greater Game' and 'Worth a flutter' well worth a watch if you plan a a london weekend Jolly!

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09 Jan 2020 14:13:25
Berm, apologies, didn’t read the link last night, as thought it was going to be drivel. Should’ve read it before commenting.
Kind regards,
Bright “I always seem to be saying sorry” White.

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09 Jan 2020 17:33:35
don't worry Bright I don't even read half of Bermo's posts - let alone the links ;)

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09 Jan 2020 17:35:08
not only that, but the show is on w/ c Feb10th - what more romantic gift for valentines than Bermo treading the boards? Oo-er!

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09 Jan 2020 17:43:08
cheers Dj your support has always meant so much and greatly appreciated and always makes me proud to see a leeds shirt in the audience!

got to meet up soon mate, been far too long. once we tie up automatic promotion early I can come up and get the curse of Bermondsey lifted!

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09 Jan 2020 17:43:56
and bright in your defence mate i can see why you said what you said. let's be honest I have had a lot of previous so can see why you thought what you did.

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09 Jan 2020 19:03:01
cheers alf and valentines day is my youngest birthday as well. safe to say the mrs ain't happy. but what could be more romantic than seeing me, dapper laughs, David Schaal (office/ inbetweeners) and Paul Danan playing four villains in a play set after a armed robbery goes wrong. loads of swearing, drug and drink abuse and quite a few naughty jokes. all that is missing is a red rose. sorry leeds sight. a white rose.

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09 Jan 2020 21:09:03
I can't think of anything Bermo.

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10 Jan 2020 11:08:10
Sounds interesting Bermo!

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10 Jan 2020 13:24:16
cheers bright. it's s@@t really but don't tell anyone!

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08 Jan 2020 08:27:00
Elia Caprile from Chievo Verona Looks like the favourite for our goalie loan. 18 years old and a ‘good prospect’ will be cover for Meslier who, in turn, is cover for Casilla when he gets banned.

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08 Jan 2020 10:36:59
that means two loaniee spots taken by goal with White and Harrision, does that mean we can't have a loan striker as well? not sure how all that works to be honest.

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08 Jan 2020 11:01:52
We can have more loans, but are limited in numbers for the matchday squad. I personally wouldn’t want another teenage loanee. Surely Miazek can sit on the bench for a few weeks, and we take a more experienced “ emergency” loan ( if they still exist) should Meslier get injured.

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08 Jan 2020 11:57:54
Is it a loan to buy? Would have thought Leeds had enough young gk in Meislier and Miazek.

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08 Jan 2020 12:24:11
Does beg the question is our current youth aren’t good enough to provide back up then why have we got them?

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08 Jan 2020 12:26:16
Yes loans only limited for matchday squad. I imagine he would only be named in the squad if Meslier was genuinely unable to play. Personally i wouldn’t even have him on the bench.

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08 Jan 2020 15:20:55
what i have seen of malik he looks good although only freindlys so hard to tell

seems a waste of matchday squad limit to have another loanee keeper and if i was malik i'd be gutted

im starting to think same with edmondson. looks decent can he and roberts not be the back up for bamford as i decent loan looks unlikely.

think stevens showed we have some class in our under 23s and botauz looks in the same class in my opinion (really rate that lad but then i also loved jamie forrester and look what happened to him)

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08 Jan 2020 15:31:37
I too am a little puzzled by this rumoured move. If it turn outta be true, I'd think Miazek would be more than a little pissed off and seeking a way out, on loan at the very least.

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08 Jan 2020 16:31:26
Radz a big fat NO to B Sharp .

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08 Jan 2020 16:46:18
I like Sharp as a player and wish he had stayed with us longer. But will he fit in with Bielsaball? I think maybe not.

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08 Jan 2020 17:07:07
I don’t think any fit in with Belisaball I love Gayle and loved Eddie but not right for his system he prefers a Emile Heskey to michael Owen and in his defence it is working we didn’t realise how effective paddy was tilll he didn’t play.

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08 Jan 2020 21:26:11
Jermaine Beckford coming out of retirement 😇😇😇.

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08 Jan 2020 21:57:25
yeah white man playing 4-4-2 with alan smith he was a work horse who couldn't score. great pairing.

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08 Jan 2020 08:12:49
I've just had a brain wave . Jonathan Kodjia of Villa . 6ft 4 and mobile with a good championship pedigree . 30 and not getting much game time at Villa . Out of contract next Summer . Surely doable on a loan or cheap buy . Would be perfect Bam Bam back up . Shall I email Victor?

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08 Jan 2020 08:16:59
Victor. orta@lufc. com.

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08 Jan 2020 09:25:23
What’s the point in buying players that won’t cut it and can’t cut it in the prem league? We want players that are better than we have already or it’s not progression and a huge waste of money.

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08 Jan 2020 09:43:28
Martyn you are falling into the trap of already planning for the prem . We aren’t up yet mate and if last year told us anything we can’t count our chickens .

The money spent on Kodjia is chicken feed compared to the prem riches and would be a cheaper deal than the Eddie loan . Once we secure promotion we can have the luxury to plan for the prem .

Meanwhile I think Kodjia would be great back up for Bam he always unsettled our defence when playing against us and has a good scoring record of roughly 1 in 3 games .

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08 Jan 2020 10:37:57
sounds a decent shout to me. i think he is good at this level.

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08 Jan 2020 11:04:15
Good shout RHC. Could get him for a minimal fee, and give him a 6mth contract, with a further 12months if we don’t go up, and healthy goodbye bonus if we do.

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08 Jan 2020 11:28:15
If anyone can find me Orta’s real email address I will happily send him my commission free pitch . I’m struggling to locate it currently . I know they are going for Che but this would be a decent plan B and I don’t want to see our Victor crying like a baby again!

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08 Jan 2020 12:23:14
Just use twitter RHC he is on there.

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08 Jan 2020 12:39:05
Tweeted Radz and Phil Hay . Impossible to find the real Orta twitter account .

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08 Jan 2020 13:20:39
i have had a few replies from phil hay and one from rads asking me to get out of his garden and put on some clothes.

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08 Jan 2020 13:28:48
Made me chuckle Berm.

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Review Of The Day 8th January 2019

08 Jan 2020 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 8th January 2019

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08 Jan 2020 18:49:48
Ed001 More toes again!

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