04 Feb 2020 20:52:51
My Mum and Dad were Dwarves

All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.

1.) 05 Feb 2020
04 Feb 2020 23:38:48
this really made me laugh

thanks mate just used it on the wife as shes 4'10.

2.) 05 Feb 2020
05 Feb 2020 01:49:04
You can’t lie to a X-ray technician, they will see right through ya.

3.) 05 Feb 2020
05 Feb 2020 08:27:39
Radz a success for Leeds United?
Radz is a businessman making money from player sales etc and saving money
If his gamble of getting promotion by bringing in a good coach in Bielsa on a threadbare squad pays off then yes a success
But if no promotion again this season . we will be back to where Radz started next season. mid table.

4.) 05 Feb 2020
05 Feb 2020 09:18:43
I drove into the back of a car last night. Caused quite a bit of damage to the rear. The driver got out and to my surprise it was a dwarf.

"I'm not happy" said the disgruntled driver.

"oh really? " said I

"which one are you then? "

5.) 05 Feb 2020
05 Feb 2020 11:21:47
. and here we go.
What do you call a Hippies wife?


Missis ippi.