Leeds Banter Archive April 13 2020

13 Apr 2020 21:31:21
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park, ' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by! '

'Looks like the Andersons have company, ' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation! '

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex! '

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're having sex? '

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.