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14 Mar 2026 22:32:01
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14 Mar 2026 11:31:19
I think these next two games against Palace and Brentford, Farke and his players need to be looking at throwing the kitchen sink and everything else at capitalizing on a possible six points to put the most pressure possible on the three teams below us before the upcoming international break.



Of course football matches donโ€™t always work out the way you would like them to, but I would like to see the intent that these two games in particular that we are squeezing every last drop of energy out of all the players on the pitch.

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14 Mar 2026 12:41:25
100% opti. As Matt said below. Let's go at em. Create havoc. Teams can't live with our energy. Specially first half. Get 2 goal lead. Make nec changes to defend it in second half. Easy innit.
Do agree opti. We have to be smart. Pick our battles, not the war. Switch tactics and formation accordingly. Keep em guessing.
Fingers crossed.

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14 Mar 2026 13:41:05
Totally agree with both of you! Poo or bust!

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13 Mar 2026 07:07:42
See PSG using the sensible tactic of booting the ball out of play by corner flag from kick off. Make more sense than passing it back. Ok you are giving the ball away but if you cut goalie off then they have to defend straight away. I like this idea.

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13 Mar 2026 21:53:13
Yes, Ausman, I agree. Rugby Union always used to have possession statistics and territory, and I was much more interested in territory, as I would be with football. I would much rather the opposition have the ball in their defensive third than we do in ours. Plus, we thrive on chaos and energy more than others, so I am not saying just toss it up to DCL and hope, but get the ball to him in a structured way, get good close support to him, and we will thrive.

I don't think anyone will cope with our physicality and intensity if we deploy it in the right way. Nmecha up with DCL, please.

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14 Mar 2026 18:52:56
Brentford and Brighton have individuals in Performance roles who have rugby union backgrounds, and I think both Man City and Chelsea tried long kick offs early in the season.
I like the idea of full press from the kick off.

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12 Mar 2026 16:35:24
9 games to go, and we play Spuds, Hammers, Wolves and Burnley - we win 3 of those and we should be safe.

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12 Mar 2026 17:31:41
And unfortunately, each one of those games will be proverbial Cup finals! Mega pressure! Let's see how the lads hold up under that, and the hefty burden of expectation that comes with the shirt on those occasions!

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12 Mar 2026 19:42:09
Quietly (very) confident of a 15 point return from our remaining games.

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12 Mar 2026 20:41:35
Yes, please, Class.

We just need a win under our belts, and the confidence will start to flow again. Hopefully, our victory (albeit in the Cup against Championship opposition) will be the kick start we need. :)

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12 Mar 2026 20:46:11
I hope you're right, Class. I see staying in this season as potentially a bigger "turn the corner" moment for the club than we potentially had within reach under Marcelo, in that we have better owners and long-term plans that will galvanise the future of the club.

I agree that we can, and should, do it, but we're gonna have a few more twitchy rings before it's confirmed!

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12 Mar 2026 22:25:49
Spuds, Sham, Wolves, and Burnley are all in or near the drop zone, like us, and fighting for their PL lives. Counterintuitively, I think we have a better chance of winning against Palace, Brentford, Bournemouth, and Brighton, who all think they're safe.

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13 Mar 2026 06:08:03
No way will we get 15pts. I like the idea, but it's gonna be very hard to muster 9 - 11pts, which is probably what we're gonna need.

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13 Mar 2026 08:36:11
I can see 12.

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13 Mar 2026 12:31:19
I hope you are correct, Class. I like your optimism. Does that include winning the FA Cup as well!

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13 Mar 2026 13:11:07
Based upon my zero correct predictions record to date, Feath, I confidently predict we will not win the FA Cup.

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13 Mar 2026 20:26:37
A bit unfair on Radz, I think, Brighty?
A little early to say we have better ownership. Bielsa n Marche were backed substantially in the transfer market, as have Farke. Time will tell how good our current owners are, but as of now, no better than Radz was at the time of ownership.

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14 Mar 2026 21:36:59
You're possibly partly right, tbf, Corkey. I did like Radz, and he had the best interests of the club at heart. I guess to clarify, I should say that I believe the current owners have the greater capacity to take the club to the next level, as we've seen with the plan to extend the ground now getting the go ahead. Let's not forget that our advancement has been hindered (more than a little) by the financial shambles they inherited for the former regime too.
To be clear, Radz was defo not a bad owner, but somewhat limited vs the potential we now have with 49ers and RB. (All only imo, of course!)

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11 Mar 2026 16:30:18
RIP Roger Speed.

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11 Mar 2026 21:16:27
Some people put down the whole of football.
To me, the football community is a great thing.
Feath's post above says so much.

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12 Mar 2026 00:46:25
No man should have to go through what he had to.

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11 Mar 2026 09:27:03
A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife.
They turn a corner and see a sign that says,
'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks โ‚ฌ0.10' ๐Ÿป
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿน
The couple can't believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says;
"That'll be 20 cents please! "
Curiosity gets the better of them and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply ๐Ÿคจ
The bartender says "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerire and last year I won ยฃ109 Million on the Euro Millions so i opened this bar and i've got enough money that i don't have to worry about making any profit.

"
Happy with the story the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ
As the man is drinking his pint of lager he can't help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.
"What's the deal with them three over there? ' ๐Ÿค”The man asks the bartender.
"Those are three of my regulars, they're retired blokes from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks are half price! '.

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11 Mar 2026 10:11:30
๐Ÿคฃ Good 'un, Alfie, pal.

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11 Mar 2026 12:10:30
Read more interesting posts, Alf. Bit boring, mate. lol.

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12 Mar 2026 08:04:25
Good one, Alf, especially as I actually know someone like that, may I borrow it, please.. lol.

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12 Mar 2026 14:59:31
I did, Revie, so feel free to go ahead.

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11 Mar 2026 08:09:21.


I'm trying to think of an occasion in the past 60 odd years where I have seen a worse piece of man management than that of Igor Tudor and his poor keeper (Kinsky) last night!

Criticise your number one keeper, drop him, throw in a young kid against Athletico Madrid away from home, hook the poor kid after 17 minutes and then replace him with the guy you've just dropped?

And worse still, didn't even say anything to him as he came off the pitch!

God knows we've had a few poor managers in charge of us over the years but this guy is in a league of his own!

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11 Mar 2026 08:33:38
Seen a few interviews with Tudor after matches. What a miserable so and so. He's obviously got spuds not playing as a team. Keep him, I say.

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11 Mar 2026 09:10:56
It really is like watching a slow motion car crash. I thought, initially, Spuds would have too much to go down, but my word they are falling apart more each week!

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11 Mar 2026 12:12:41
It was a hilarious decision re goalie. But, my mate said, he went online, and before the game Spud fans were so pleased he was picked. They are so bad, atm, that it could be our get out of jail free card. Let's hope so. Spuds in the Championship. My oh my.

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11 Mar 2026 19:52:18
It was awful, Cleggy, but reminded me of Spanish (where has he gone, big miss) .

Back when our own Ted Lasso, Jesse, was berating his own coaching staff for a lack of confidence in the team at ER and Spanish was heard on camera, shouting "it's your effing job to instil confidence in the team".

Still makes me smile.

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11 Mar 2026 21:47:04
Brilliant, Class. ) ) )

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10 Mar 2026 15:16:54
I've just noticed that three of my last four comments have been deleted and maybe even more. What's the reason?

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https://talksense.uk/uploads/thumb_83465ef516bbaf3fc5d18c1981c94341.jpeg avatar{Ed033's Note - You submitting, "I'm still mad." and another post, "Still fuming." isn't worth posting. You need to post stuff worth posting.

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10 Mar 2026 18:12:27
MoT, detention for you, write out 100 times Leeds will survive easily and win the FA Cup. ๐Ÿ˜

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10 Mar 2026 18:30:02
I've noticed the same thing with some of my posts.

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10 Mar 2026 20:01:03
You naughty boy, MoT. Substantial posts only from you from now on, please.

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11 Mar 2026 08:00:54
Boring old fart mot. Post something interesting . ๐Ÿ˜‚

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11 Mar 2026 09:30:38
If interesting is the criteria, I'm surprised any of your posts get through at all, Aus. ;)

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11 Mar 2026 12:08:52
Explain, Alf. Are only posts you agree with interesting? Don't like a bit of a grey matter challenge? All my posts are interesting. Regardless of whether people agree with them.

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11 Mar 2026 18:39:57
No, they ain't!

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12 Mar 2026 15:01:01
Aus, it's banter, mate - just a joke. I love your posts.

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09 Mar 2026 19:25:02
Quarter final draw. Wet Sham or Brentford away. Away again, but not the worst draw we could have got.

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09 Mar 2026 19:43:40
Both are winnable. Only difference is 9,000 Leeds at West Ham, or a paltry 2,000 at Brentford. Last team out again for the second time.

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09 Mar 2026 20:11:58
32 out of 38 away draws, unbelievable stat, but a winnable tie. A couple of league wins before we play it would be superb.

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09 Mar 2026 20:18:51
I agree on everything there, Feath.
We are due an away win!
Hopefully start this weekend?

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09 Mar 2026 22:45:45
Spam it is then.

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10 Mar 2026 09:05:39
Yes, Cork, 3 points at Palace could be our most important result of the season if we can do it.

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10 Mar 2026 11:34:47
Of course, any home draw would have been great for the fans against any club, but personally I'd rather have West Ham away than Port Vale away, and I'm quite serious about that.
Playing lower league clubs goes against the grain of what your team is set up to play most of the time.

They can be very awkward and unpredictable.
Playing West Ham away in a Cup game has the potential for penalties, in my estimation.
Hopefully a good game, with possibly Cree out injured?

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10 Mar 2026 19:38:47
And Bowen too, OP. Those two have got 40% of their goals this season.

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09 Mar 2026 19:03:16
The game changed when the crowd got frustrated and started chanting "get into 'em"

Poor Em never knew what hit her.

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