Leeds Banter Archive January 15 2021

 

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15 Jan 2021 21:48:15
Villadave - I think I have worked out who you are.

Does the only guy who calls you Dave go by the name of Trigger?

Rodney, you plonker! you had us all fooled for a long time but the gig is now up.

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15 Jan 2021 23:46:49
Trigger. Loved that guy. Hilarious.

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16 Jan 2021 04:44:31
Love the one where Del Boy explains the video won’t work in England cause the power supply and trigger says.
I’ll have one Del Boy.
Priceless.

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16 Jan 2021 10:02:44
The broom sketch was hilarious.

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16 Jan 2021 11:48:58
Ha 1970
Yes! Salty Dave, otherwise known as Rodders what a plonker.

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15 Jan 2021 16:02:26
The EPL, EFL, govt etc are reminding clubs that players should not celebrate, hug each other when scoring, despite the fact they have been doing it for the past 6 months.

The players are already c.v. 19 tested frequently and in matchplay there is physical contact throughout.

So one wonders if there is really any logic or validity to their requests from a safety and health perspective.

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15 Jan 2021 17:02:55
No logic really these players train, Mark each other, tackle each other ect. unless c.v. only gets if you if you just scored. they do say players are most vulnerable after scoring.

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16 Jan 2021 11:31:57
Exactly Berm.

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16 Jan 2021 13:31:20
my fav c.v. logic is this

barmaid pours my drink, bar maid puts my drink on a tray and carries it over. but bar maid can't pass my drink off of my tray. c.v. only gets drinks on the way out apparently.

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15 Jan 2021 15:54:02
Hi all, I think you need some help, so just to avoid further embarrassment to you all please note:
The word "Ville " that so many of you take pleasure in using when referring to our club, happens to be a French word and English suffix meaning "city" or "town" so I do hope that helps in some way.
Also our clubs are looking for new recruits, and I see you are naming players who you would like to sign, that`s good fun I know, but it must be remembered you can`t shop at "Harrods" if you only have enough money to shop at "Next".
Embarrassment can be very embarrassing.

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15 Jan 2021 16:49:59
Ha just knew that 'Spicegirl Comeback Queen Salty Dave' couldn't stay cold turkey for long. 🤪😊😃

Pretty sure that all, if not the vast majority, of the Leeds Banter posters correctly spelt the word VILE ( morally bad, extremely unpleasant) Villa

and it's noticeable that you failed to actually even name any poster who had. In any event, even if one or even 2 or 3 did it would hardly be an ' embarrassment' Salty . just ludicrous of you to claim so. 🤪.

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15 Jan 2021 17:01:25
Richiem1971.

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15 Jan 2021 17:17:49
Oh hello VD . guess who’s back . back again

I see short staffing at the nursing home as resulted in you escaping for a little while.

Nothing we didn’t already know to be honest VD many words in the English language are derived our lovely french cousins.

CHEAT for instance. Cheat comes from the Old French escheat, a legal term for the state of taking someone's property, something rightfully theirs! and it came to mean "confiscate unfairly. "

Like when your little Vile Club cheated Bournemouth of their rightful place in the Premiership.

Then there is a word so apt for yourself. ‘immature’ of latin origin. First recorded in 1540–50, immature is from the Latin word immātūrus

Adjectives; emotionally undeveloped; juvenile; childish.

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15 Jan 2021 17:29:57
Sorry Dave
Aston Vile
You happy now.

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15 Jan 2021 17:57:56
Superb Class
a class post indeed 😃😃 👍.

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15 Jan 2021 19:17:32
Think it was predictive text at its best dave, what he ment to type bile, stomach fluid that sits at the bottom of the stomach moving through the intestines with food waste and eventually coming out of the old rusty bullet hole coating the 💩.

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15 Jan 2021 19:25:30
Class by name Class by nature
absolute top draw.

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15 Jan 2021 19:34:50
Here you are Vile Dave, Aston a sh1thole in Birmingham.

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15 Jan 2021 19:55:58
Although all I have said is true, you still bite like all others.
I think Hook, line, and sinker 🎣 is very "APT" in this instance.
Where is Berm, Ausman2, and a couple of others, I really wanted a full keep net.

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15 Jan 2021 23:01:35
Your nets full footballs from the other team. Your site must be well boring if you feel you have to come here for entertainment. You could always watch videos of bambi grealish falling over if your really bored and looking for a laugh.

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15 Jan 2021 13:13:14
lots of talk about the under 23's and are they as good as we are lead to believe or not. I read this article and thought it was well worth a read.

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15 Jan 2021 13:54:16
Bermo, where did you read it?

I am interested to see how the lads are rated, and cheers for sharing with the rest of us, appreciated.

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15 Jan 2021 14:15:38
Thanks Bermo. It seems to lean towards, it could be that the experienced players let the young ones down on the day. Maybe a little bit of truth in that. Not one player, young or old, covered themselves in glory. Hopefully it's old news now and as soon as we dispatch Brighton it will be forgotten.

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15 Jan 2021 16:47:33
That was helpful Berm thanks, a well balanced article and still reasons to be optimistic with regards to our youth set up.

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15 Jan 2021 17:04:24
Sorry I thought I posted link but I’m well thick with internet so think I Messed it up. It was on fb good article I agree with it I think we got some great youth and reasons to be cheerful.

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15 Jan 2021 19:18:20
You did berm, click on the word article.

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15 Jan 2021 21:11:26
Bermo you did, it was my eyes

The black of the surrounding text masked the blue of 'article'

Cheers, a really uplifting read.

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15 Jan 2021 22:21:03
Nice article and very fair summary I thought. Lots of potential and perhaps at a different level than those all ready out on loan to other clubs.

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15 Jan 2021 11:22:33
just received my Mishmash poster. Brings back many memories of our great Club.

MOT.

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Review Of The Day 15th January 2021

15 Jan 2021 07:39:22
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 15th January 2021

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