Leeds Banter Archive March 25 2020

25 Mar 2020 19:28:03
My computer's got Miley Virus.
It has stopped t'werking.

25 Mar 2020 12:05:48
England 80's Cricket Team are on tour having their evening meal. Turtle Soup is the starter. An hour passes and nothing has been served. The Team Manager asks the Waiter what the delay is.

The Waiter replies, "well Sir the Chef cooks everything fresh here and he is waiting for the Turtle to pop it's head out of its shell so he can kill it to make the soup". Ian Botham stands up and says "I know how to get it to pop it's head out". So he is taken into the kitchen and the Chef gives him the Turtle. He says to the Chef, "When I get it to put its head out, hit it with a pan and kill it".

He then shoves two fingers up the Turtle's ass and it's head comes straight out and the Chef kills it. "Wow" said the Chef, where did you learn to do that? . Botham replies", When we attend any official do's, it is my job to get Gladstone Small to put his tie on"!

25 Mar 2020 14:03:33
Jeez that’s an old one that takes me back.

25 Mar 2020 14:16:08
Feath Sick 👎.

25 Mar 2020 15:50:19
A golden one Feath!

25 Mar 2020 11:44:34
Due to hardship, EUFA is abandoning Financial Fair Play with Derby, Villa and The Wendies each receiving £20.0 million to kickstart their season.

Leeds on the other hand will be given a 20 points deduction for taking advantage during these difficult times by leading the division by one point and therefore providing every other club very little to play for.

The actions of Leeds have been viewed as deliberate and vexatious deserving the most severe of punishments.

25 Mar 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 25th March 2020