Leeds Banter Archive January 14 2021

14 Jan 2021 20:09:35
Perhaps someone can lend the Derby players some binoculars and other surveillance equipment 📡🔭to help them track down their missing wages.

14 Jan 2021 20:37:12
Could always sell that very expensive ground.

14 Jan 2021 21:55:48
Lol 😃😃 sharp as ever Mezzer.

To be ( fat) Frank 😊

ever since the Derby players disgracefully vandalised the Leeds changing rooms along with their dancing on the Elland Road pitch with their mock binoculars, Derby County FC have regressed and regressed into seeming oblivion

#somemightsaykarma.

15 Jan 2021 09:03:56
Cut monkey boys wages and pay the kids, only going to get worse in league one.

15 Jan 2021 09:32:09
Will need binoculars to see that far down the leagues Martin.

15 Jan 2021 14:02:32
They could have paid both the players and staffs wages if they hadn't spent so much money on that huge new fence and shrubbery they planted down the side of their training ground. You know, the bit by the public footpath that goes down the side of it.

As an avid Twitcher I have been mortified by its construction. This was one of the few places to see the yellow-bellied Goatsucker (goat was the nearest to Ram that I could think of) , and the blue-nosed JT uncommon shag. Devastated I am.

15 Jan 2021 16:58:19
Haha 😃 😃good one Axe👍.

15 Jan 2021 17:05:34
Very good axe made me laugh.

14 Jan 2021 18:52:21
So not only is our Southampton game off giving us a 10 day break till Newcastle away, just seen Newcastle will now play Ville on the sat b4 due to neither being in the cup
Bonus, no doubt give Bruce something to moan about.

15 Jan 2021 09:04:38
He won’t be there by then Richie.

14 Jan 2021 15:51:19
Win against Brighton and we should be 14 points above relegation and 14 points from 40 needed for safety with 20 matches still to play.

Orta must be working on getting a GK.

14 Jan 2021 16:50:22
TW you would hope so but doubt he is.

14 Jan 2021 18:14:53
Toronto, he has, he is under 21, no ones ever heard of him, he will be loaned out to some Spanish 3rd division team for 2 years, then we will sell him for a loss.

15 Jan 2021 07:15:19
Sounds about right Richie.

15 Jan 2021 14:08:29
Caprille is 20 years of age. Meslier was 20 when he got his game against Arsenal last year.

Personally, as long as we have a very good goalkeeping coach I don't see the need for anyone new in that position unless an absolute steal comes along.

Bermo may be able to help on this but as I see it if Meslier makes a howler in a game the 'experienced' keeper on the bench can't really help him until after the game. Surely if that's the case then a very good goalkeeping coach can do that job equally well.
I like the idea of 2 young and talented goalkeepers vying for the jersey, rather than one kicking his heels but taking a big payback.

15 Jan 2021 17:07:12
I agree axe the coach is far more use. The experienced keeper only really helps in my opinion on the pitch to marshal defence and clam others down which kiko can’t do.

14 Jan 2021 07:39:21
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 14th January 2021