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18 Nov 2018 23:09:55
Northern Ireland has Dallas at left back in match against Austria tonight.

Being the muppet he is, with 10 seconds to go, he continues to be incompetent, loses the ball at the half way line, tries to skip back but too late, and Lazarro scores.

HIS FAULT 100%.

Why is he an international? its because the N.I. team is itself poor.

Get him back to boot polishing!

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18 Nov 2018 23:22:46
By the way I didn't use the word "poor" in the above post. just a bit stronger than that to describe what Dallas really is! :-)

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18 Nov 2018 16:56:02
Reading that radz is going to better sky's offer on the TV rights, thoughts folks? ALAW.

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18 Nov 2018 21:07:02
Nah, probably paper talk. He won't be prepared to spend that kind of money.

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18 Nov 2018 15:28:12
Ffs. We've battered the Croatians again, and they're going to do us again! 😡.

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18 Nov 2018 17:07:33
Oookaaaay. I take that back.

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18 Nov 2018 21:08:03
Did our best to help them out continually passing the ball to them.

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18 Nov 2018 10:48:13
Wonder if the stockdale wages situation has changed at all since the summer. or will we just utilise the half dozen u23 gks on the books .?

Musing stuff in the absence of the mighty whites having a game

Boring innit?

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18 Nov 2018 11:02:38
Tis indeed Woody. I think this naff international competition will undermine Euros and World Cup. The two year gaps serve a purpose. All of these games will mean neither is special anymore, like they did with the FA Cup.

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18 Nov 2018 12:31:15
Could always go back to Chelsea, cap in hand, and ask if we could borrow one of their other keepers, like Mr Rob Green :)

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18 Nov 2018 14:11:37
Totally woody. Just seems like another pointless, money led exercise, and it does my nut in!

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18 Nov 2018 14:12:31
Rob Green would do for me, can't see that happening though. Westwood would be a good signing, he isn't getting in at Sheff Wed.

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18 Nov 2018 20:44:41
We’d probably get Tim Westwood.

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17 Nov 2018 14:06:03
I met my wife at a fancy dress party where coincidentally and bizarrely, we were both dressed as dolphins. We just clicked.

God I'm bored with this international break. Look what it's driving me to!

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17 Nov 2018 20:08:14
Mateusz might get jealous.

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18 Nov 2018 13:16:48
Was it you that posted the paranoia joke George?
Or are you just a megalomaniac?

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18 Nov 2018 18:19:46
Aus No speako nonsense lingo. Maybe you'll make sense again soon.

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17 Nov 2018 09:15:06
July 17th 2019
Optus stadium in Perth.
Leeds v man utd.
Coming over boys?

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17 Nov 2018 12:27:06
Would love to Aus, negotiations to start with the Missus!

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17 Nov 2018 13:57:20
Leedsrumours on tour? How much to hire an airbus?

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17 Nov 2018 14:07:45
Hopefully it will be championship v premier league. after we get promotion 😉.

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17 Nov 2018 20:06:37
Whoever goes should meet up with Ausman and provide him with a season supply of meds courtesy of the NHS.

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17 Nov 2018 21:24:15
I couldn’t believe the news at first! Hope it turns out to be true! More details on weds! Incredible, would love to go!

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17 Nov 2018 23:54:13
Playing Wanderers at opening of Parramatta new stadium in Sydney as well. Looks like I’m going to Perth also. I couldn’t believe what I was reading Ausman.

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18 Nov 2018 10:11:35
Not sure how Man U. will get through customs. They are pretty strict on life forms that can have a negative effect on their environment.

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18 Nov 2018 21:32:43
Bige That's why the game is in Australia remember!

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16 Nov 2018 20:01:45
Hey fellas, I don't like to brag, but I've just been appointed as the new Brexit secretary. The drinks are on me.

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16 Nov 2018 23:27:01
Congratulations Martyn
Take it all your cabinet meetings will now be held in Tenerife?

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17 Nov 2018 08:14:28
Buzz bar 😁.

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17 Nov 2018 10:39:54
Poison chalice Martyn. You were 40th person she asked, but all the others ran away. Some of them crying.

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17 Nov 2018 11:18:41
Me and George going to flex our muscles in Brussels and give them snail eating brown nosers a good seeing to. George can sort it old sour crout face out while we're there. I'll have a pint with junker. Heard he likes the top shelf so I'll put it on our expenses.

Be sorted by this time next week. Well have every thing we ask for and they can give us 59 billion. Job done.

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17 Nov 2018 17:24:38
59billion? That should cover a striker, a CB and a winger.

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17 Nov 2018 20:03:03
Martyn, was hoping to keep our mission under wraps! You may have inadvertently triggered an adverse EU Article.

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16 Nov 2018 18:57:01
Were we to have been in the Prem. League, I would have found it hard to stomach stumping up towards the 5 million for Scudamore payoff. Of course they would give premier club player benefit of doubt when they are about to for these donations.

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16 Nov 2018 19:17:22
It's disgusting, the bloke was paid £2.5M a year, he's got a massive pension pot AND the PL is employing him as a " consultant". Blame the Burk from Chelsea, and the new CEO is a friend of his apparently.

{Ed025's Note - obscene i would say AL, if he had anything about him he would refuse it or donate it to charity, i wait with baited breath..

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16 Nov 2018 20:00:52
Don't hold it too long ed025.

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16 Nov 2018 21:50:27
He gets all that but poor working stiffs like me get around £11K redundancy after 19 years. It stinks.

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16 Nov 2018 23:41:28
He got paid well for doing his job, why should be get the extra. Just like a politician who gets a good wage but then can claim expenses for everything. I get a wage and have to live on it!

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17 Nov 2018 08:30:54
And a golden pension.

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17 Nov 2018 13:56:14
Disgraceful- just more evidence of those in power rewarding themselves rather than putting funds to good use.

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17 Nov 2018 14:59:39
Like our trip to see Aus. They could of funded that and none of us would of moaned eh alf.

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16 Nov 2018 15:56:37
Good afternoon all, Due to a new phone, I am now LUFCfeath not LUFCfev. Looking forward to carrying on enjoying the forum.

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17 Nov 2018 15:00:28
Couldn't your new phone spell LUFCfev.

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17 Nov 2018 16:13:33
It was a work phone Martyn and I couldn't remember my log on details. So it was easier to start again. Think its an age thing!

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16 Nov 2018 15:03:18
Well Blackman going off injured might be the worst injury news of the season so far. BPF for the foreseeable future now!

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16 Nov 2018 15:58:56
We really do seem to have killed a neat of Robins this season. Really feel for the lad, just when he might get his chance. Great to see Brown involved.

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16 Nov 2018 17:13:15
Bad news.

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16 Nov 2018 19:12:03
Sorry to say that he's on his way back to Chelsea, broken leg so now we have BPF and not many other options.

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16 Nov 2018 23:44:45
Shows how weak our squad really is. But doubt we will strengthen.

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