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17 May 2019 18:25:24
Just got home with a brand new 50 inch TV to watch the play off finals.
Opened the box. No f***kin Leeds!

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17 May 2019 19:47:49
Good one Corky!

17 May 2019 17:58:59
I've just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine" I said "not since he starred in zulu".

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17 May 2019 18:26:05
Classic😂🤣😂🤣.

David Brooks

17 May 2019 17:39:03
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new player profile about, David Brooks

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17 May 2019 17:26:15
Text message:

WIFE:
I've found out you've been shagin another woman, you dirty cheating bast@#*d!
I've packed my bags and I'm leaving you. I'm moving to my sister's house!

ME:
Okay, I'll see you when you get here.

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17 May 2019 16:01:19
Woman goes to gynaecologist says I've a problem with my vaginas for some reason I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my knickers. Gynaecologist has a look and says there not stamps there the stickers of bananas.

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17 May 2019 15:38:47
How about pizza for the fans, Agnus? Hope you ordered the gluten free kind? Don't want the staff getting fat now, do we? Pathetic. I've met better would-be CEOs sitting behind cashier tills at Morrisons.

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17 May 2019 17:00:25
Didn’t know you worked at Morrison’s George.

17 May 2019 17:35:39
George, FL have just changed LEEDS UTD for inappropriate use of club funds waiting outcome of hearing,

17 May 2019 17:53:38
New rule relating to pizza FairPlay. Angus got it with pineapple on, which is punishable by 1000 point deduction.

17 May 2019 15:05:43
What's rumoured to have cost Leeds approximately £333 per second this season?

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17 May 2019 16:01:51
Bamford.

17 May 2019 16:02:06
Or izzy.

17 May 2019 16:40:10
Izzy loan spell is the correct answer. At least from a first team perspective. Tad harsh because he contributed significantly to the U-23s. He's also quite likeable person but again it's another in a catalogue of Leeds United errors.

17 May 2019 14:31:13
Came back from turkey and wore my Leeds shirt on way home, couldn't believe the amount of people who followed prem teams saying they was gutted we didn't win as they wanted us in premier league, I told them see you 2020.

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17 May 2019 13:13:57
Said to the wife the other day "you've painted your eyebrows a little high dear" to which she gave that surprised look 👀.

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17 May 2019 13:00:31
As the dust settles and all the post-mortems are carried out, the full range of opinion on this site give a good amount account of the season, our strengths and weaknesses. The big thought I have is, its not broken, its only needs tweaking a little . MB has taken a mid table team and made us top 3 . We were top 2 for a majority of the season. We only have to finish one place higher next season for an automatic place, we only need to improve that little bit. MB also now has a greater insight into what he needs for this league. Think he is on board, knows what he needs and if that is forthcoming will do the job for us.

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17 May 2019 15:07:40
Tell him to start rotating his squad instead of playing players out of form and then burning them out with injury.

17 May 2019 17:25:09
George what you mean is rotating the 11 during the game didn’t think we have that many lol.

 


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