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01 May 2026 08:10:01
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01 May 2026 07:50:36
If we have 100 coin to spend in summer. No fringe players please. Three signings. Up to 50 on striker. 30 am and 20 on central defender. 3 starters. Shift the loanees although I'd like to keep rams. And the no good to us anymore in squad which amounts to about 5-6 players. Our starting 11 has to be better next season.

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Matchday 34 - Quick Round Up

01 May 2026 07:39:12
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01 May 2026 06:43:49
I think our game v spuds should be seen as a free hit. We win then they are down. We lose still more points to play for. I'd throw the kitchen sink at them. I'd go 4-4-2 and pummel em from the off.

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01 May 2026 07:36:30
Totally agree, Aus! I'd even consider playing rush goalie for the last 15 of normal time, or "goalie when 'Ned'" as we used to call it!

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C U Next Time - I Wanna Be Like You Edition

30 Apr 2026 18:25:32
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Matchday 34 - Quick Round Up

30 Apr 2026 15:47:51
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30 Apr 2026 13:40:15
As part of our Green Credentials, are we having a mass of Solar Panels incorporated into the new development?
Q - On a cold winter's night, who can be relied on to provide all the hot air?

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30 Apr 2026 17:05:55
I can think of a few peeps.

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30 Apr 2026 20:10:24
Baz, I am so tempted to state the obvious, but will resist!

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30 Apr 2026 13:11:53
Classic quote from the late great Eric Morecambe in today's Daily Telegraph
"I used to play football in my youth. Then my eyes went bad. That’s why I became a referee."

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30 Apr 2026 14:44:31
Man. Morecome and wise. Ma pa still kicking at 85 used to watch them all the time. I was allowed every now and then. But most of the time heard the theme tunes of
Virginian. Morecombe. Cilla. Bruce. Top of the pops. Match of the day and heaven forbid. Dixon of dock green.
From the stairs hoping and waiting to be called in to watch.

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30 Apr 2026 17:09:31
Bruce, an absolute television entertainment legend, Aus.. Really liked the Generation Game.

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30 Apr 2026 17:39:08
Yes, I used to tell the captains that, at the beginning of every game during the coin toss. It helped keep the mood a bit jovial, and also sent a warning that if players shouted at me, and did it repetitively, they would have to accept a present, in the form of a nice colored card. ..
Most times it worked. ..

But, in fairness to the Refs, they are being told (I know a couple of FIFA guys) to allow certain things to go, and if it's bad, VAR will catch it.

Looking at Arsenal's game yesterday, that was a clear penalty, but the VAR told the Ref that there was not enough contact to award it . Again, they are being told by those in charge what they should call and shouldn't, instead of letting them make the decision.

Really want to see how many get sent off, for a second offense, when they cover their mouths to talk to each other.

Sometimes it's a very lonely and thankless job.

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30 Apr 2026 11:50:50
Another match against manager-less opposition! What effect will it have on the players this time?

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30 Apr 2026 13:09:32
The players at Burnley reportedly liked Parker, so I hope the sacking has a negative impact on their performance tomorrow, especially as a fair few of them are supposedly leaving at the end of the season. A couple of early goals would do us the world of good.

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30 Apr 2026 14:45:28
Bang em in. Ruin Spuds goal difference.

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30 Apr 2026 16:29:59
Spurs a nice bit off us on that front, Aus, so at least we have that little cushion if it needs pumping.

Result tomorrow night will go a long way towards taking us out of it.

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30 Apr 2026 17:16:32
It would not surprise me if Leeds were to lose in matches vs Spuds and Hammers away, and Brighton at home.

So, imo, this weekend.

Leeds simply must beat Burnley.
And Villa must beat Spuds.

Even then, Leeds still wouldn't be mathematically safe, but it would require Spuds to beat Leeds, Chelsea, and Everton, and stay up on goal difference.

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30 Apr 2026 22:01:03
Spurs have a better goal difference than us right now, in effect.
To gain 6 pts on us and make goal difference relevant gives a minimum swing of 4 goals, making them better than us on the same points.
A win, first and foremost. A big one after that could make a difference.

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30 Apr 2026 10:29:14
Parker leaves Burnley! Great timing. Whether we see an improvement in their performance Friday is doubtful; they are 20pts for a reason.

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30 Apr 2026 11:11:26
Very odd timing. Why not just go at the end of the season?

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30 Apr 2026 11:18:53
Think it says they have someone already lined up, Dave?

Gerrard rumours.

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30 Apr 2026 12:43:13
Craig Bellamy allegedly. Watch this space.

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30 Apr 2026 13:10:55
Agreed, Dave, it seems a strange decision to me.

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30 Apr 2026 14:46:18
Have to be bloody good to turn it around that quick.

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