Leeds Banter Archive July 26 2020

26 Jul 2020 22:38:14
Has anyone else on here tried the FM2020 mobile app. It seems ridiculously easy to do well, even for a novice. Leeds promoted first season with minimal investment and then winning Prem in first season with a addition of an experienced Romanian keeper, two German CBs, including Niklas Stark from Hertha, a young loaneeCB from Citee as cover, Serginio Dest on loan for Ajax (fat chance of that in reality) plus Moussa Marega and Oumar Niasse (I know) added up front.

27 Jul 2020 06:41:22
I will have to give it a go. Haven't played that one.

27 Jul 2020 08:22:27
i worked for sports interactive for years and worked on a number of the football manager games up until lat year. The touch and mobile apps are very streamlined and set up for younger players or people to play whie communiting so often is very easy (or impossible depending on who you play with) . I could never get into these versions of the game but do love the main verson, be nice to start next year without having to waste time in the championship.

27 Jul 2020 10:29:06
Cheers For the insight Berm. Unfortunately my current situation meant I had to make do with the mobile version when looking for something to give me a football related fix pre re-start. Had occasionally wondered what you did to make ends meet while penning your plays.

27 Jul 2020 13:25:00
He sells his body as well Clueless but that's only really for pocket change.

27 Jul 2020 17:11:18
i didn't earn much doing the video game did it more as I was the millwall expert which I found funny and it wound my mates up there their tin pot club had a leeds fans as there expert.

Sadly I am full time playwright although i can be seen in a number of adverts and music videos to make ends meet as alf rightly says selling my body just about pays for my smoking habbit.

26 Jul 2020 16:37:26
Jeremy Cross of the Daily Star, let me plough some manners Into your head, with my axe.
Our talking will be done on the field unlike yours which will always belong in the gutter.

27 Jul 2020 11:54:51
He claims to be a Leeds fan.

27 Jul 2020 18:18:24
It’s not unusual for the gutter press to be anti Leeds Utd,
we are used to it. He seems to be exceptionally bitter and twisted about our club. These are some of his comments.

“ But Leeds are now dining at the top table of English football again and need to learn some manners. And fast. The club needs to focus on showing some class, instead of being crass. “.

26 Jul 2020 14:33:33
I absolutely would like to put in words and express my deep gratitude and love ❤for King Pablo Hernandez and his thoroughly deserved Player of the Year ( a record third consecutive POTY for Pablo ) 🏆⚽️🥳

Pablo has been so essential and vital for this season's promotion!

Pablo without even one iota of doubt has been easily Leeds United most important influential player since 2004 possibly going back even further since 1992 with Gordon Strachan.

Arise Sir Pablo ❤🏆⚽️🥳 an absolute Leeds United legend!

26 Jul 2020 15:04:31
Zooks Strach joined in 1989.

26 Jul 2020 15:28:55
Yes Georgey I am ofc fully aware that Strachan joined in 1989 and he was very influential indeed up until 1992 the seaso we won the league the year I quoted

He was slightly less so in 93, 94, 95 . ok so I will amend

Pablo possibly the most important influential Leeds player since the Strachan era of 1989 to 1995.

26 Jul 2020 17:53:12
Whenever Pablo played we looked dangerous. Sure our slump around Janusry was cause he was out. Well done Pablo.

26 Jul 2020 19:06:55
yeah such a huge impact on our team, we all lift when he is playing. Great call on most imfluential player since strach.

26 Jul 2020 13:18:33
I promise to try very hard not to give comment on the relative values of proposed LUFC recruits. (Well I will try anyway) . Because I feel history should have taught me (us) that for all the merits and banter around players A, B and C. Leeds will, out of the blue, anounce the capture of player Z!

26 Jul 2020 14:14:09
Exactly Leodis

the Leeds supporters speculative transfer gossip of potential Leeds signings is nearly always wide of the mark, isn't that right Georgey 😉🥴😂.

26 Jul 2020 14:17:59
True Leo, we have often signed players with no attached rumours.
Let's wait and see, like many here I just hope the signings are quick so that they all get a full pre-season otherwise we won't see them play until March!

26 Jul 2020 15:05:36
Zooky I correctly predicted we'd be in for David.

26 Jul 2020 15:34:54
very good original post. apart from kyle laftey and reece warbra who of course we all know will sign and of course very excited about them playing in the prem for us.

26 Jul 2020 11:23:21
Did you know?
A female blue whale's Private parts Are so massive, that it can fit six adult males inside, making it the second largest P***y on the planet, behind Frank Lampard.

26 Jul 2020 11:44:43
Lol Brighty I want the Leeds fans to reprise their magic song Stop Crying Frank Lampard when Leeds play Chelsea.

26 Jul 2020 12:34:36
He is a girl.
He should be reminded of that.
Don’t want him thinking he remotely resembles a man.

26 Jul 2020 13:16:35
very good

did everyone see him having a go at klop during the liverpool game the other day. was funny to watch shows his lack of class.

26 Jul 2020 00:34:47
Osayi Samuel. He's a player we should be looking at imo. Would fit a Bielsa side with his energy and attacking abilities. Maybe Eze can keep him company?!

26 Jul 2020 02:09:31
Cork Good player with pace but think he's off to Belgian side Brugge. More interested in his teammate Eze.

26 Jul 2020 02:34:47
Could Eze handle Bielsa Ball? DOUBT IT. Fat chance and no chance of Bielsa wanting him.

Osayi Samuel maybe.

26 Jul 2020 06:16:52
Beilsa is most important signing for us.

{Ed025's Note - i would agree with that WW, the thing with marco though is that his love affair with a club can end very abruptly, i would like to see james milner come in as his assistant with a view to taking over when beilsa decides to move on mate..now that would be a signing..

26 Jul 2020 07:45:20
Ed025 but Milner is on £140,000 a week for the next 2 seasons at Liverpool! so never going to happen in the next 2 years . plus very much doubt that Bielsa
Would want Milner as his assistant anyway with Mìlner having zero coaching experience as his assistant anyway # far fetched fantasy.

{Ed025's Note - you are probably right bazooka, i just think jimmy would be a great signing for leeds as his heart still lies there, consumate professional who i believe one day will make a terrific manager mate..