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28 Jun 2024 13:56:55
The future of Archie Gray,
Will he go or will he stay?

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28 Jun 2024 15:06:11
Not bothered if he goes . he isn't a match winner unlike his grand uncle Eddie was

get a good wedge and reinvest in team.

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28 Jun 2024 15:09:49
Hate to say but think money talks and ag will sadly leave.

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28 Jun 2024 10:58:16
A different post - but I managed to wreck my ankle at the weekend almost the same way Alan Smith broke his leg vs. Liverpool. Torn ligaments and a possible fracture. As soon as I did it recalled his injury and just how similar it was, I did it in the last minute of the game just like him too lol.

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28 Jun 2024 11:46:37
Nasty šŸ˜« Heal up matey and hopefully ya walking again soon as.

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28 Jun 2024 11:51:22
That was a bad one! Hope you get treated well, and recover in good time.
I remember a rugby match with my brother, and he had a full foot dislocation fracture; we both came off so I could take him to hospital! Foot was on the wrong way ā€˜round! Awful injuries those!

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28 Jun 2024 14:02:01
My 13 yr old boy went in on a 50-50 with goalkeeper last kick of the last game of the season and smashed his ankle. Poor guy. And me. I had to carry him 200m to my car and take him to hospital. Tough as nails. Insisted on being in end of season team pic before I carried him.

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Cuiabano: The Roberto Carlos regen?

28 Jun 2024 07:39:37
{Ed's Note - Dillinger has posted a new article entitled, Cuiabano: The Roberto Carlos regen?

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27 Jun 2024
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Leeds Player Sightings page entitled, Advice for Gareth even after the mountain bike accident

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27 Jun 2024 23:03:57
I don't really raye him Georgey

This particular Gordon may have survived his bicycle mishaps


But is he the player that 's going to get England a crucial assist or goal if played

let alone defeat Ming the Merciless.

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28 Jun 2024 00:31:31
I donā€™t get it? Is it something to do with back to the future?

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28 Jun 2024 02:31:20
No Corkster.

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28 Jun 2024 06:00:01
He needs to start, even if he does need a plaster on a grazed knee.

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28 Jun 2024 07:33:20
I certainly think he's capable, Baz. Similar to Palmer in the respect that, he kinda marches to the beat of his own drum and will take risks further up the pitch instead of conforming to the negative tactics which seem to have been imposed on the team. Anyone willing to do that in the final third will open the game up for us. Personally I'd start Palmer over Saka and Gordon over Foden. Saka and Foden's form has been poor so far and doesn't look like changing any time soon. Need to inject some energy and liveliness into the team. As for Rice's partner in the centre. From the recent games I've watched, I thought Wharton had the best of the lot in there. Could make a case for him to start, for me. But seems unlikely to happen.

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28 Jun 2024 07:34:09
Flash Gordon Corky, it's a famous saying by Brian Blessed in the film. YouTube it mate.

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28 Jun 2024 09:27:08
You have to ask, is the poor form of Foden (and others) down to the players or the tactics imposed on the by a negative/ confused manager?

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28 Jun 2024 11:55:44
: Englands footballers will not be voting in the upcoming elections.

They couldnā€™t find the box, let alone put a cross in it.

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28 Jun 2024 11:55:18
I agree Leodis that itā€™s more likely to be tactics. I think Palmer and zgordon were told ā€œgo help get a winnerā€, whereas Saka and Foden are told to keep things tight unless a clear opening is there. Thatā€™s far too cagey for me, with so much talent at the gafferā€™s disposal.

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28 Jun 2024 13:34:48
What Dill said.

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27 Jun 2024
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27 Jun 2024 21:06:16
Baz Where do the players sleep šŸ˜“? Maybe KP should show up to read bedtime stories? That way they don't miss him. šŸ¤£.

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27 Jun 2024 23:08:35
KP the yarn teller? . nah he is too shy. need to give it to someone far more gobby

Tell yer what Georgey . woeful Southgate got uber lucky getting Slovakia in last 16

They be ranked a lowly 45th on FIFA rankings . even Scotland are ranked higher šŸ˜†.

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28 Jun 2024 01:36:44
They sleep during game time. They take it in turns. Usually when the ball is near them.

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27 Jun 2024 17:56:07
Based on the realistic rumours I've seen I would say

Gilchrist
o hare
Liam Miller

Would definitely improve our squad
I would like those 3 to join.

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27 Jun 2024 18:22:41
Mighty It's Liam Millar. You might want to get the spelling right.

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27 Jun 2024 18:27:11
Anyone know which positions Leeds United recruiters are looking at

I heard disturbing news today that Leeds allegedly are NOT seeking to recruit a new GK, nor a new CF and unbelievably neither a new CAM

Fgs.

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27 Jun 2024 19:38:55
I doubt anyone really knows Baz. We never know until itā€™s confirmed as a signing.

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27 Jun 2024 21:01:26
And, it is usually nobody any of us has mentioned.

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27 Jun 2024 21:04:25
Baz Kagey said that yesterday and sadly I believe him. PSR constraint. Who is going to lead our line for a season? It'll be a rotate of Joseph, Piroe and Bambi šŸ¤•. We won't go up on that strikeforce. Better plan is buy Szmodics (who will get us the goals from AM) and just move Rutter out to the wing. That way Farke can feel more comfortable playing Joseph (whom is better than Piroe and Bambi out together anyhow) . Won't happen though because it's too sensible.

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27 Jun 2024 21:11:35
Hopefully it's just an erroneous rumour Brighty

Praying for a Pabloesque talented player to be signed this window . essential!

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27 Jun 2024 22:03:43
I wouldnā€™t believe anything that is reported by the so called media. How often is it when a player who is signed nobody had any clue about his incoming.

The player I would love back at Leeds would be Jack Clarke, but since he has already been quoted as a potential signing he will definitely not be coming to Leeds this Summer.

On a side note Iā€™m so glad that Jack Harrison is not playing for us this coming season, definitely donā€™t want any of those wasters back at our club.

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27 Jun 2024 22:23:25
I imagine BA is our ā€œnew ā€œ CAM .

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27 Jun 2024 22:51:18
OP's alive! āš”.

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27 Jun 2024 23:11:51
Thats concerning Georgey

Slightly ironic that OP lurves to disparage Leeds players who achieved/ helped Leeds have good seasons and also stay up

Ā¹.

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28 Jun 2024 06:04:34
Any respect I did have for JH has gone with his move back to Fudges. No ambition there, just nice words and money grabbing. He couldā€™ve helped us more by holding out for a permanent move somewhere bigger and better than Everton if he really is that good. Iā€™d guess OP is coming from the same point of view.

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28 Jun 2024 07:48:26
Harrison is very mediocre any way. I won't miss him and I certainly don't miss shouting at my TV when he inevitably does something sh! t

Annoying that PSR constraints have the potential to scupper any CF deal. There's plenty available in the free-Ā£5m range (Mubama, which would be a small tribunal fee. Kvistgaarden Ā£5m, to name a couple I've looked at and think would add to our team) . And of course there are loan options we could look into (Broja, Stansfield, to name a couple. Or an older head like Ings)

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27 Jun 2024 13:52:14
We have drawn the Smoggies in the League Cup.

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27 Jun 2024 14:44:16
Tough draw . but to be frank ( not Lampard) this season cuppas (not Alf) are again an unnecessary distraction .

All about league. must get top 2.

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27 Jun 2024 17:01:40
110% Baz! No arguments at all on that!

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27 Jun 2024 20:32:07
Baz it also should have been about the League last season!

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27 Jun 2024 21:14:03
Absolutely Hooksie I said so last season too . playing likes of Chelsea in Cup meaningless.

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27 Jun 2024 11:23:45
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Dillinger has submitted an article entitled, Cuiabano: The Roberto Carlos regen?

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27 Jun 2024 13:55:48
Dill Excellent šŸ‘ write-up. Hopefully OP busy printing this one.

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27 Jun 2024 14:44:43
George šŸ˜†.

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27 Jun 2024 15:52:18
Thanks for another great review Dill.

As an aside, does anyone know who the Leeds scouts are and what their backgrounds are?

I am just a little curious as to why they do not seem to be able to identify potential gems like this.

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27 Jun 2024 23:14:11
Jungle last season the Leeds scouts were a bit hit and miss

They failed to get Amari or any other CAM.

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28 Jun 2024 05:03:03
Didn't the scouts identify Amiri, Baz. We just failed to ge mt him.

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28 Jun 2024 06:06:46
Isnā€™t Amiri now at his third club since rejecting us? About as much foresight as Samu Saiz that lad! We dodged a bulletI reckon.

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28 Jun 2024 07:51:42
Left Leverkusen for Mainz, Brighty. That's it afaik.

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27 Jun 2024 09:50:24
Just read that sheff utd start next season with -2 points. Because of their poor points tally in the prem. Which I don't mind at all.
Now that means that the prem have punished a team in the championship for being useless but not Leicester for breaking rules?

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27 Jun 2024 10:02:26
Wasn't it for payment default?

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27 Jun 2024 13:10:35
It was for a payment default yes, I think you got wrong end of the stick there Aus, no team gets a points deduction for getting a low points tally the previous season.

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27 Jun 2024 13:28:14
Be funny if it was true though šŸ¤£.

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27 Jun 2024 13:55:10
It was reported as such on Leeds now website. Ok if itā€™s wrong but def said due to one of the worst prem points total ever. Anyway.

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27 Jun 2024 14:45:29
What the heck šŸ˜³ classic Aus šŸ˜‚.

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27 Jun 2024 17:03:04
I think it was probably a tongue in cheek line in the report.

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27 Jun 2024 21:10:47
You on the sauce again Aus? This is exactly why you got my vote for POTY.

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27 Jun 2024 23:58:32
Good idea though. Should be -5 to all relegated. Make it harder to yo yo.

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28 Jun 2024 06:08:36
Would be even better still if we could vote for how many points each side are deducted based on our dislike for them! We always come out on top in rigging the polls!

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26 Jun 2024 21:58:58
Forgive me Dilli if you've already mentioned him but the Georgian right back, Kakabadze, looks like a proper defender.
If we want to move Archie back to his natural midfield position and there's no room for Drameh (and God forbid Rasmus! ) , then could do far worse than this lad.

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27 Jun 2024 07:30:37
No mate, I've not seen much of him tbf. Generally out of my scope for age range. I tend to track younger players with potential and the odd older player who I've followed for a while.

They looked impressive last night did Georgia. Kvaradona and Mikautadze are quality players. Chakvetadze is someone I might do a profile on. Looked good at Watford when I saw him last season, too.

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27 Jun 2024 09:08:52
With his performance last night he had s now probably out of our price bracket sad to say.

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